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Thousands Riot Over Che Cartoons

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[pic via American Digest]
Reacting to a cartoon portraying Ernesto “Che” Guevera which was published on an American web site recently, thousands of angry Mexican took to the streets in violent protest.

Angry Mexicans – who apparently don’t work for a living – flooded the streets in protest Monday
“Muslims have forced Americans not to show cartoons of Allah’s prophet Mohammed,” said one protester whose name was probably Pedro, “As socialist thugs, we worship Fidel Castro – the oldest Communist dictator who has not been killed and eaten by the Americans. Che is like Castro’s prophet, in the sense that he murdered people in Castro’s name. Therefore we forbid displaying images of him, and cruelly punish those who do.”
According to the Communist religion, the punishment for depicting Che is impalement, and several instances were caught on film:

Lucky it was only a glancing blow, this supporter of free speech had a wooden pole shoved into his right forearm.
[via Michelle Malkin]
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This girl was not so lucky – a stake in the head.
[via WorldNetDaily]
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Not even bronze statues were immune to Mexican vengeance.
[via WorldNetDaily]
Fortunately, not everyone was intimidated, as a few brave counter-protesters were on the scene

American of Mexican descent, whose name was probably Jose, proudly exercises his freedom of speech while giving the “victory” sign to let the Mexifascists know that he won’t be intimidated.
Lesson learned:
Be like Jose
Display your Che
Or the Mexiterrorists win.
More blasphemous Che depictions in the extended entry…

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In an UPROAR!! Why wasn’t the blogosphere told sooner!!!???

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Ladies and gentleman, as a professional blogger I have to say this is quite upsetting.
We are just now being, just NOW being informed that Representative Patrick Kennedy was involved in a car crash early in the Thursday AM.
Why WEREN’T WE TOLD SOONER?
Were they planning to keep it a secret?
Do the traffic laws not apply to the Kennedy clan? Can they not drive? is this a “Buick thing?”
I am beside myself. I demand a full investigation into what can only be a cover up. Here we have a member of congress who goes out there and crashes into another car in the middle of the early am, thus denying that car owner the ability to get to work and feed a family which I’m sure is has already suffered enough based on the poorly performing economy and the whie, cruel hand of Republican rule. For all we know, this car owner is probably wondering where his or her next meal is going to come from. And who did this? A Democrat of course.
I say let’s demand a full senate investigation (led by Ted Kennedy) into what really happened that night!
Here are the “facts” as we know them.
Patrick says he consumed no alcohol. We know how ‘those Democrats’ are at that hour of the morning. Probably driving with a bottle of booze in one hand with his other hand on a whore’s knee.
INVESTIGATION!!
The police were called in right away.A likely story. Involving the authorities right away! Next thing you’ll hear is that insurance carriers were notified. I’m not buying it!
INVESTIGATION!!
He held a press conference. Sure AFTER the news started to leak out. Right now as we speak, the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy and the Lefty Religious zealots are hoping this goes away! They’re trying to keep us from focusing on the war on poverty and it’s horrible failure!
A history of bad behaviour. Since this congressperson has a history of depression, alcohol and drug abuse, I guess we can safely assume, without even needing any facts, that he was Higher Than a Gallon of Gasoline! Not to mention that fact that he’s a Kennedy. Police should check the trunk for any dead secretarial help!
In fact, it might be reasonable to ask for resignations!
Oooohhh. I”m mad!
What are your thoughts on the matter?

Humiliate Them Even More than Videos of Their Weapon Acumen

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I got this great idea to totally humilate Islamic terrorists. First, we act like we now like a terrorist mastermind and we’re his friend. Then, we invite him to the big America Homecoming Dance. We rig the vote so that he gets voted Homecoming King, and, just as he is getting his crown, we drop a bucket of pigs blood on him!
Ha! That will be hilarious!

Bite-Sized Wisdom: Somewhat Asinine Edition

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  • Thanks for the suggestions, but they were asinine. I guess that’s why I write the humor and you guys read it.
  • So, Moussaoui gets life in prison. I’ve always been somewhat ambivalent on the death penalty, but I think that, if you are going to give someone death, don’t do it some wussy way like by lethal injection. That doesn’t scare anyone. Instead, sentence people to be beaten to death by a hammer.
    JUDGE: I sentence you to be beaten with a hammer until dead.
    BALIFF: Coo’. I’m off to the hardware store.
  • Of course, other countries will be like, “America is so brutal that they beat people to death with hammers.” Other countries always miss the point; they’re so stupid. One day, we have to get rid of other countries.
  • So Geena Davis’s “Paving the Way for a Hillary Presidency” show was canceled proving that Americans just aren’t ready to watch boring tripe… well, at least boring tripe starring Geena Davis.
  • They should do a show about me as President. “Is America ready to have an in your face blogger as President?” Yeah, I’m too young to be President, but it’s TV – you don’t have to be realistic. I mean, they have this one show about a liberal President who is tough and principled; you might as well give him a dragon as a VP.
  • Speaking of dragons, my short story “No Good Deed” is in the approval process for the Jim Baen’s Universe SF magazine. If it gets published, then I’ll have actual writing credentials. Right now, if I go to some publisher and say, “Well, I write daily for a popular blog,” they just punch me in the face.
  • I’m also working on my next short story. I was reading 1984 the other day and said to myself, “This could make a great comedy.”
  • But enough about me; let’s talk about Cheney. Apparently he was giving the leaders of Russia a verbal smackdown. While Ronald Reagan scared Russia away from being Communist, I guess this whole “not being evil” thing is just a bit too much. What they really need are baby steps. Instead of killing dissenters, they just rough them up a bit. Maybe later, they can lay off them entirely… but take your time.
  • I miss Reagan. In my TV series, I should have Robo-Reagan as my Chief of Staff.
  • So are we going to do anything about Iran? I’m pretty sure (as usual) the U.N. will do nothing. I’m not convinced that Iran is crazy enough to do anything with nukes (dogs that bark that loud are just frustrated, not necessarily violent), but they probably shouldn’t have them. We should take their nukes and give them to Canada, because I don’t think Canada has any.
    “Good work on the space robot arm; here’s some nukes.”
    That should help Canada’s self-esteem, and I think it’s our job to foster that.
  • Another neighbor who needs more self-esteem is Mexico. They were even thinking of turning to drugs. There’s not too much nice to say about Mexico, but maybe America could run ads in Mexico bad-mouthing ourselves so people will stay.
    “America: Liberals say our leader is just like Hitler!”
    “America: The salsa here is not so great.”
    “America: Watch yourself, or we’ll beat you to death with a hammer.”
  • Well, that’s all I have to say for now except that, if you’re near Tonga, look for cover.