I got this great idea to totally humilate Islamic terrorists. First, we act like we now like a terrorist mastermind and we’re his friend. Then, we invite him to the big America Homecoming Dance. We rig the vote so that he gets voted Homecoming King, and, just as he is getting his crown, we drop a bucket of pigs blood on him!
Ha! That will be hilarious!
Now, FIRST of all, let’s not get “Carrie”d away.
Yeah, but then he’d start using telekinesis and getting all medieval (well, dark ages) on us.
Maybe we should just have the U.N. send him a sharply-worded letter. His humiliation would be unbearable!
I’ve been packing my hollow-points with pig lard for over 4 1/2 years now…
I do find this story hilarious. The “great leader” couldn’t pass terrorist basic training, and his assistants are even worse. So will Arab television run this? Will everyone interpret, “I am fighting the Americans” as really meaning, “I couldn’t even win paintball, but trust me with your life and your country, oh cannon fodder”.
On a slightly different note, could we direct in the sentencing of Moussoui that he be buried in a pigskin coffin? Could we give him that to look forward to? Or slip pork into his food for a few years and then inform him? Then again, Jeffery Dalmer was sentenced to life as well, and within a year he’d become a Christian and within three he was killed by another inmate.
I think I found idiot central. I believe Dalmer killed himself because he was a f***ing Christian and a f***ed up republican.
Joe, this is reality calling. It’s time to come back now.
“I think… ”
Joe,
Obviously you’re not playing to your strengths.
Frank, I think it’s very insensitive of you to to make fun of guys who prefer to wear dresses while committing a fashion sin such as accesorizing with a string of magazine pouches. Bacon strip earrings would go nice, don’t you think? Would it be Kosher to wear lace panties underneath? What do you “think” Joe?
Bad Idea! Remember how that ends…