ROVE indicted! What? You haven’t heard, possibly due to the Bush regime’s ordered news blackout??
Well, it’s so completely and absolutely TRUE!
Read this for proof!
Doubtful? Wizbang has the photoshopic truth! See? You just can’t fake that. That’s his FACE, man! Those are the police! I thought the story couldn’t get any truer but it has.
Also now we’re all getting our very own unicorn!!!!
****THIS JUST IN!!!!! ***
Bush to be impeached then convicted and finally deported ALL LIVE tonight during his immigration speech!!!!!
THIS ALSO JUST IN!!!!!
Al Gore to be INSTALLED AS PRESIDENT!!!! Right after he invents a car that runs on rainbows, moonbeams and failed cable TV programming.
Set your Tivo!
First!
This is great!! I’ve always wanted a Unicorn!!
What many people don’t realize is that the name “TRUTHOUT” is actually an acronym:
Twerps
Regurgitating
Unsubstantiated
Tinfoil
Hats’
Obviously
Unhinged
Theories
AW COME ON! You guys don’t really believe this crap, do you? The president will anounce tonight that because of the unicorns’ ability to speak both english and spanish, as well as it’s suitability to harsh desert climates, all Border Patrol Agents will be supplied with his/her very own unicorn. Really!
…and the earth is actually shaped like a burrito!
… I hate to burst your bubble jonag, but the last research proved it was more Chalupa in shape… baja, I believe…
Sorry guys but the unicorn thing is on hold. Apparently the pegasus union filed a discrimination lawsuit and got the 9th circuit to issue an injunction.
What could be scarier than a bunch of Tennessee Gorilla Women having a cyber-gasm?
If it wasn’t so pathetic, it would be hilarious!
Too funny, Spacemonkey.
I don’t have a television, much less a Tivo. Can I watch it over at your house? I’ll bring my own unicorn.
Please be careful, Spacemonkey!
Remember: when you gaze long into the moonbat abyss, the moonbat abyss also gazes into you.
I’m gonna ride my unicorn home today. I hear they get great gas mileage, but their emissions are a b!tch to clean up.
What’s the name of that site again? Troutout? Truffleout?
I ate my unicorn. Can I have another?
TivoOut?
//Remember: when you gaze long into the moonbat abyss, the moonbat abyss also gazes into you.//
Crap! Sounds like C’thulu again, everyone make a willpower check!!!!
I guess I’m just confused. So “truth” is the tax dollar-funded program where children enlighten us with their worldly knowledge about smoking, but “truth-out” is just idiots making up the news they’d like to see? I think I’ve got it straight now.
jonag-
Berke Breathed? Old school…woop!
This is their revenge for the DMF meme, isn’t it?
//(I think that’s Cthulhu.)//
You aren’t tricking ME into typing it out, Francesco. You can deal with the bad juju, not me.
PaleoMedic,
I’m glad somebody (somebody old like me!) picked up on that. Bring back Opus!