According to Kentucky Derby winner and tragic lose of the Preakness Barbaro’s surgeon, the horse has a fifty-fifty change of survival.
That’s nice, but I’ll wait for Vegas to publish their odds before placing any bets.
According to Kentucky Derby winner and tragic lose of the Preakness Barbaro’s surgeon, the horse has a fifty-fifty change of survival.
That’s nice, but I’ll wait for Vegas to publish their odds before placing any bets.
How can you be so cruel? It is a horse after all, and horses are noble animals, smarter than most Senators and handsomer too.
Not to mention horses smell better than most Senators.
Suffice it to say horses are definately more moral, upstanding (no pun intended) and honest than any member of Congress or the Senate. They are also smarter, more talented and more sensative than members of the “Main Stream Media.” But then so is a naked mole rate.
Save the horse and…a Senator… Use your imagination! Obviously I’m thinking about “hugging” a Senator here…
Capitalist Swine! With such a beast we could feed an entire barrio and free them from slavery to imperialist oppression! (And besides I just bought a new gas grill and have two bottles of bbq sauce for my new villa. Viva la propane!)
somebody’s watched Caligula a few too many times
Dammit cadet, if you’re going to steal a joke at least make it a joke! Now, nobody can make Incitatus jokes on this thread and you were all going to be rolling around on the floor laughing so hard your sides would ache and your hearts would go pitter pat from my latest joke.