You can safely view Fred Thompson using a shoe box with a pin-sized hole in one end.
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That only works if you are not looking directly into his glare, for that will catch the box (and you) on fire. Then all is lost in the glory that is Fred Thompson.
Exactly Abigail, in a battle that is too great to even be chronicled in comic book form Darkseid and Fred Thompson fought, and the great Fred Thompson’s mighty glare overcame Darkseid’s Omega Effect.
I looked through a pinhole in a shoebox to see Fred Thompson, but it was still all black inside.
Frank is not telling us everything. If I sign up for the mailing list, can I have some better instructions for the IMAO Fred Thompson Viewer?
That only works if you are not looking directly into his glare, for that will catch the box (and you) on fire. Then all is lost in the glory that is Fred Thompson.
Best. Fred. Thompson. Post. Ever.
Exactly Abigail, in a battle that is too great to even be chronicled in comic book form Darkseid and Fred Thompson fought, and the great Fred Thompson’s mighty glare overcame Darkseid’s Omega Effect.
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This is LIES!!! I tried viewing Fred Thompson by your advised method, and I CONTRACTED CANCER!
Sack, are you secretly a closet liberal?
There have been reported cases of liberals contracting Stage IV cancer just by peeking at Fred Thompson.
I looked through a pinhole in a shoebox to see Fred Thompson, but it was still all black inside.
Frank is not telling us everything. If I sign up for the mailing list, can I have some better instructions for the IMAO Fred Thompson Viewer?
This method only works if Fred Thompson wishes his image to be seen through the hole…