To save tax money, for a while Tennessee reduced it’s police force to just Fred Thompson armed with a claw hammer. During that time, there was no crime in Tennessee or any contiguous state.
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Claw Hammer? Why?
Perhaps it was for effect when Officer Thompson fixed the perps in his steely gaze and said, “I’m gonna nail your sorry a**, punk!”.
Although Fred is an admirable candidate, I’m not sure any homo sapiens should run for president. I’m thinking maybe a rat or opossum or Tasmanian devil might be able to function in the Lagoon that is Washington politics but probably not. *
(*hint, I hate people today, if it wasn’t for Fred I’d give up on the entire lot of them. I wonder if there are just days when God says, I should have taken up a hobby instead of creating these losers.)
I like Fred’s err (Mr Thompson’s style). He isn’t going to be bothered with running and all until HE feels like it! Great stuff! I’d love to see him debate “herself”… That genuine southern drawl against faked eubonics! I can’t wait!
Claw Hammer? Why?
Perhaps it was for effect when Officer Thompson fixed the perps in his steely gaze and said, “I’m gonna nail your sorry a**, punk!”.
Although Fred is an admirable candidate, I’m not sure any homo sapiens should run for president. I’m thinking maybe a rat or opossum or Tasmanian devil might be able to function in the Lagoon that is Washington politics but probably not. *
(*hint, I hate people today, if it wasn’t for Fred I’d give up on the entire lot of them. I wonder if there are just days when God says, I should have taken up a hobby instead of creating these losers.)
All joking aside, there is something that Frank fails to notice, Fred Thompson doesn’t run for President, the office of the President runs for him.
I heard(maybe here) that when he gives blood he doesn’t use a needle, he just asks for a handgun and a bucket.
I like Fred’s err (Mr Thompson’s style). He isn’t going to be bothered with running and all until HE feels like it! Great stuff! I’d love to see him debate “herself”… That genuine southern drawl against faked eubonics! I can’t wait!
Being from KY, I’ll admit that that statement is almost completely true.