John Edwards wishes someone would hurry up and invent Post-It-Note-strength velcro.
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If you blow dry John’s hair just a little too long it actually turns into Post-It-Note-strength velcro. That’s just a theory, because in his entire life John has never been even a second off of his ideal blow-drying time.
if elected, first on John’s list is to appoint someone as official foot apparel handler. He can then get those cute, velcro little pony tennies, with the lights!
Bonus fact, often overlooked by the entire IMAO staff, who should be shamed into exile for forgetting.
John Edwards’ favorite Monty Python skit of all time? Mount Everest Climbed By Hairdressers.
A close second was the Lumberjack sketch.
Now, back to work before I have to run ya’s off!
John Edwards wishes someone would hurry up and invent Post-It-Note-strength velcro.
If you blow dry John’s hair just a little too long it actually turns into Post-It-Note-strength velcro. That’s just a theory, because in his entire life John has never been even a second off of his ideal blow-drying time.
if elected, first on John’s list is to appoint someone as official foot apparel handler. He can then get those cute, velcro little pony tennies, with the lights!
Bonus fact, often overlooked by the entire IMAO staff, who should be shamed into exile for forgetting.
John Edwards’ favorite Monty Python skit of all time?
Mount Everest Climbed By Hairdressers.
A close second was the Lumberjack sketch.
Now, back to work before I have to run ya’s off!
Dick,
Least favorite Monty Python sketch:
The Australian Philsophy department meeting
Rule number one: NO POOFTERS!!