A shoe salesman once told John Edwards “those size 5 pumps are too small, let’s try a size 6”. That size 6 is STILL lodged in the guy’s colon.
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The second place finish gave him the initiative to go ahead and hire his campaign manager’s 7-year-old daughter. The energy Silky had been spending on separating his own string cheese can now be put to better use.
Aw poor Edwardina! I wear a size 5 too, so I really feel for his plight! It’s already hard enough to find shoes in that size, much less to have people telling you that your feet should be bigger… but then again, I’m a very petite female…
A shoe salesman once told John Edwards “those size 5 pumps are too small, let’s try a size 6”. That size 6 is STILL lodged in the guy’s colon.
The second place finish gave him the initiative to go ahead and hire his campaign manager’s 7-year-old daughter. The energy Silky had been spending on separating his own string cheese can now be put to better use.
Did Elizabeth do it? I don’t think John has the strength.
Aw poor Edwardina! I wear a size 5 too, so I really feel for his plight! It’s already hard enough to find shoes in that size, much less to have people telling you that your feet should be bigger… but then again, I’m a very petite female…
Now, come on! Silky Pony couldn’t use a shoe as a condom! Totally implausible!
Unless that’s an infant shoe size….
It never happened: it’s an urban legend, a variant of In great desperation, mother lifts car off and rescues trapped child.
There once was a phony who liked a small shoe.
Too bad silky pony was destined for glue.