Apparently, the Democrats are having some inner-party race war. Apparently Bill Clinton compared Obama’s South Carolina win to that of Jesse Jackson’s who won solely by getting the black vote. Now, any comparison of anyone to Jesse Jackson for any reason is fighting words, but apparently the first black president, Billy Jeff, is trying to stir up white people against their black oppressors who are denying them the first woman president by implying that the only reason anyone is voting for Obama is because of his skin color. Interestingly, the Democrat vote in SC was something like 61% female (really, you have to be pretty dickless to vote for any of those nanny-state ninnies), so it’s more of a race war between white women and black men. I don’t know where the Hispanics are going to land, but I’d like to remind them that the Republican Party will welcome them with open arms (just make sure you have your proof of citizenship handy).
Interesting that while the Republicans are floundering, the Democrats are violently ripping themselves apart. No matter how badly Republicans fail, we can always count on the Democrats to fail even more spectacularly (which is why both parties are crap right now). The Clinton “watch out for the scary black voter” strategy will probably work, too, since it’s pretty well known that if you scratch a liberal, you reveal a ginormous racist. You don’t get that patronizing by actually respecting your fellow man.
Special Billy {not black} is definitely not injecting {black} race into the {black} primaries between Obama {black} and Shrillary {not black}, I repeat {hi racists}, the Stain {not black} is not injecting RACE {black} into the SC {black} primaries. Can I have more kool-aid now?
Dem on Dem violence is so….wimpy, yet so fun to watch.
the Republican Party will welcome them with open arms (just make sure you have your proof of citizenship handy).
Nice. It was just a bit to early to have coffee coming out my nose…
Brilliant Post Frank!!
Every now and then someone will say something new that after words sounds so obvious that we must have always known it. but until it was spoken/written it remained hidden. this is one of those:
“You don’t get that patronizing by actually respecting your fellow man.”
You know, Billy Bub is so “clean and articulate” that it’s amazing there hasn’t been a “Black Monica Lewinsky” popping up into the spotlight, (sullied garments and all), to stake her claims on “America’s First Black Prez-o-dent!”
…After all, if I remember right, Billy Bub has probably had more black wimmin than Jesse and Barry combined.
ahem
“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE WAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!! RACE WAR! RACE WAR! IT’S ON EVERYBODY! IT’S ONNN! IT IS ON!!!”
How true, how true…ok, I know, most everybody thinks us conservative folks from Mississippi are Klan members and wouldn’t acknowledge the existence of a black person if they jumped out in front of us, but, believe me, most of the folks I know have NOTHING on the psuedo-veiled racism of the left…NOTHING. Anyway, I find it hilarious, although I also find the support of Obama among my black friends hilarious. None of them can state support for any of his particular platforms or cite any experience; they’re supporting him because he’s black, and that’s all there is to it. When I try to explain that I don’t agree with his principals and stances, they simply accuse me of not wanting a black man as POTUS. Oh well…
By the way, I just watched a little bit of Teddy Kennedy proclaiming his support for Obama (although he hedged his bets by talking about what “close friends” both Clinton and Nancy-Boy Edwards are). It sickened me just to watch any part of that…I finally changed the channel because I thought I was going to throw up my lunch.
Race war?
Can’t we just have a food fight instead? They’re much more fun and I don’t have to listen to any Clintons talking.
#6 – Posted by: Joseph on January 28, 2008 01:21 PM
Tell them you would happily vote for Michael Steele if he was running.
I’ve wondered about this myself. As someone who isn’t racist and can’t fathom that many black people actually being so stupid as to buy the bs(just keep on voting for them despite the blatant racism), I can only assume that they are selling their souls for special hand outs and treatment.
If Democrats want to be their demeaning Johns and blacks want to prostitute themselves and their vote in such a manner, then they deserve one another.
That’s an Uber Blog, Uber.
Hey … that chic in the pink bikini bottom is hot. Anywho … I don’t know why you’d say that the real racist are liberals. They always let well-behaved minorities be Secretary of something really important, like HUD. They also relieve minorities of the burdens of “population” and “families” by making sure that abortion is available on demand, on my dime, and in a variety of different flavors — poor black, poor hispanic, poor poor pitiful me, po’ boy, etc.
Wasn’t there a joke going around earlier in the campaign that the Der’ Slickmeister has dated more black women in his life than “The Magic Negro”…so where is that humor in democratic politics these days?
Again-
You’re all a big bunch o’ crackas.