lolterizt! Part 49

Sorry about missing last week. I’ve got one of those day jobs where having a holiday means heavy overtime the rest of the week to make up for the work you couldn’t get done.
Anyway, since Barry’s probably sewing up the nomination this week, June 10th will be lolbama! day. Caption the Democrat’s Golden Child and submit away. Preferably by Sunday.
Meanwhile, once again, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


French spy.jpg
full metal jacket.jpg
hannibaldinejad.jpg
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jehovahs witnesses.jpg
Peoples Front of Judea.jpg
[reference link – language caution]
plus 71 more.jpg
turned off oven.jpg
worst spring break.jpg


From Xaetognath:
who pinched me.jpg


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.
Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Dishonest Liberals

So there’s this study showing that conservatives are more honest than liberals, and I’m pretty sure it’s true because it confirms my prejudices. And I remember there are also studies showing that liberals donate less money than conservatives and are generally less happy. So liberals are basically a bunch of dishonest, selfish, unhappy people with dumb monkey faces. Sometimes I wonder if we should reclassify liberals as some sort of subhuman, evil creatures like vampires. And, much like vampires, they freak out if they see crosses. Also, they die if you put a stake through their heart.
So, am I recommending there should be liberal hunters who hunt down and slay liberals? Perhaps, but you’ll have to consult with a lawyer on the legality on that. Of course, there’s a good chance the lawyer is a liberal and that you should stake him too.