Which at my house, just means its like Christmas.
Anyway, I know you all were waiting to hear from me whether the Supreme Court confirming that the 2nd Amendment protects an individual right is a good thing or a bad thing, and I will tell you now that it is a good thing. I’ll have more analysis in the future on how this will affect you and the perps you plan on shooting.

Indian group asks Hindu monkey god to lead Obama to election triumph.
And of course he’ll say yes.
I’m pretty sure Hanuman is really Satan. He’s the god of monkeys. Monkeys are evil. So Hanuman is the god of evil, i.e., Satan.
Anyway, anyone who supports monkeys obviously wants the destruction of all humanity, and electing Obama is probably a good way to start. I can just see him squealing, “Pretty button!” while mashing the nuclear launch button with his palm as his supporters watch and exclaim, “Obama smart! Me likee Obama!” The monkeys will be outside in a tree watching, both thrilled at the death of humanity while shaking their heads at Obama’s stupidity. They will then jump on D.C. tourists, eat their eyeballs, turn the eyeballs into poo, and then throw the poo at the now eyeless tourists.
It’s all destined to happen now that the monkey god is involved.
What does Hanuman look like anyway? I kinda assume he’s like the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons, except covered in monkeys instead of cats which he throws at passerbys while ranting gibberish. If I were president and had to visit India, I’d be like, “I’ll go there and eat some spicy food, but keep your monkey gods away from me or I will punch them.” And I don’t care if it’s a cultural faux pas to punch the monkey god; I will do it. Same as I will for any other Obama supporter.
(hat tip to reader James)

So apparently the Justice Department hasn’t been hiring liberals, but I don’t see the problem. You can refuse to hire people who are thieves, pedophiles, or dullards, so shouldn’t you similarly be able to refuse to hire a liberal? Plus, it’s unconscionable to give them money to support them being liberal and the weird liberal things they do. Hobo is the occupation God intended for liberals, and I don’t see why any of us should mess with that plan.

So the Supreme Court banned the death penalty as punishment for child rape, Justice Kennedy saying, “the death penalty is not a proportional punishment for the rape of a child.” So, I guess that means Kennedy wants child rapists child raped, i.e., give them brain surgery altering their mental state to that of a child and then rape them. What a sick bastard.
Anyway, the Supreme Court better hand down the right decision on Heller today or they should all be punished with child rape.