You asked question, Dr. Duck has answers.
That’s the kind of sweet, caring gentle soul that I am.
People always ask me, “Dr. Duck, what is your greatest weakness?” To which I answer, “I care too much” Strange but true.
So it is with great caring that I take the time to pick and choose the questions that truly matter and take time to give them the consideration they deserve.
Ask Dr. Duck: The Answers.
Dear Dr. Duck,
What the hell?
#1 – Posted by: PaleoMedic
Dear PaleoMedic,
Shut your !@#$ piehole. I’m BACK, get over it
Next question?
So we ask questions? What do you think of Khalid Sheik Mohamed complaining today that the court room sketch artist drew his nose wrong, and that he wanted his picture to look more like the one that was released after his capture?
#2 – Posted by: Marvin
Dear Marvin,
I understand. If they draw the nose wrong people might think he’s Jewish. Because when you’re accused of masterminding an event that killed over 3,000 innocent Americans, the last thing you want is for people to think you’re a Jew.
Dr. Duck? Hmm…doesn’t sound familiar. Are you sure you aren’t just another one of Frank/Harvey’s alter egos?
#3 – Posted by: Andrew
They/We/ I resent that remark.
Dear Dr. Duck,
Will my question help your children?
#5 – Posted by: Master Shake
No, in fact IMAO has a special program where we resell unused bandwidth and donate the money to poor starving orphans and puppies. By asking a question, you used up that valuable extra bandwidth and thus contributed to even more death and starvation. What is WRONG WITH YOU! You think you can just ramble on and on and not have an impact on the world around you? That is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very wrong.
Archive of entries posted on 10th June 2008
lolterizt! Part 50 – lolbama! Edition
Cruel and tasteless mockery of your favorite Democrat presumptive nominee for your viewing pleasure.
And a note to any stray liberals who want to cry “racism!”… we don’t hate Obama because he’s black – we hate him because he’s a socialist who doesn’t want us to win the war. We’d hate him just as much if he were white and his name were John Kerry.
Anyway, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
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From DamnCat:
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PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.
Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
What an Obama Presidency Will Be
Obama has been saying McCain will be Bush’s third term, and McCain has responded by saying Obama will be Carter’s second term. I think that’s a good rebuttal, but maybe there could be more creative analogies for an Obama term.
AN OBAMA PRESIDENCY WILL BE
…another Batman movie by Joel Schumacher.
…the return of New Coke.
…a restaurant that serves nothing but Spam.
…a new album from William Shatner.
…another season of Wings.
…Windows Vista.
…System of a Down getting back together.
…yet another Special Edition of the original Star Wars films.
…circus peanuts.
…an action movie starring Sanjaya.
So, ronin, what do you think an Obama presidency will be?
