Well, the Lefties must be snorting big fat lines of pure, crystal, uncut stupid these days, because the dang fools are off their rickety little rockers.
They’re attacking McCain’s military service record, on the theory that this will somehow make their never-been-anything-but-a-civilian (and not a very good one, at that) candidate Barack Obama more electable.
McCain…
vs…
Obama…
… on the issue of prior military service…
I guess we know who’s gonna get a chair smashed over his head in THAT cage match.
Seriously, this is just INSANE. It’s like Shaq getting challenged by Tom Cruise to some one-on-one hoops.
It’s like… it’s like…
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- Michaelangelo vs. Ted Rall
- Kirsten Dunst vs. Nancy Pelosi
- Godzilla vs. Bambi
- Pistol vs. scimitar
- iPod vs. Victrola
- Nukes vs. Japs
- Gravity vs. supermodel
- The previous example vs. tact
- Corvette vs. Yugo
- Bugs vs. Elmer
- Fred Thompson vs…. well, anybody.
- Moby vs. Ahab
- Kirk vs. Picard (you KNOW it’s true)
- Internet porn vs. everything else you CLAIM to be using the internet for.
Anyone else got a comparison?
Mary Katharine Ham vs. Helen Thomas
Condoleezza Rice vs. Madeleine Albright
George Washington vs. Jimmy Carter
…and this from a lame candidate whose only experience is “community activist.” Isn’t that what Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson do? That’s not even a real job.
American Military vs. French Military
Bill Clinton vs. Doritos
Al Gore vs. Science
John McClane vs. Michael Moore
John Wayne vs. Code Pink
Blue Ray vs. Betamax
Waffles vs. Reporters’ questions
Flag Pins vs. False Patriotism
Not the xxx I knew vs. long-time advisor/mentor/campaign contributor
Bitter vs. Honkey, Cracker, etc.
Flip vs. Flop
Tanya Harding vs a kneecap
Jittery Horses vs. Superman
Common sence vs. Daily KOS
Donald Rumsfeld vs. Cindy Sheehan
If Obama wins edition:
Living in mud huts vs. Drilling for oil
Nuclear weapons detonated in U.S. cities vs. Fighting terrorists
Robert Mugabe vs. Prosperity
Islam vs. Humanity
Universal Heath Care vs. Actual Health Care
Like Scott Ott vs. Al Franken
Like a Hellfire vs. a technical
Like an unrestrained Frank vs. the Moon
Like a school of minnows vs. Aquaman
Like Thomas Sowell vs. Paris Hilton locked in a deathmatch battle of wits
1972 Dolphins vs. 2007 Dolphins
Casablanca vs. any movie with Paris Hilton
G.I. Joe vs. the Carebears
The original Star Wars trilogy vs. the prequels
The Superbowl vs. a Lifetime-original-made-for-tv-movie
Darrell Reid vs. Chris Henry
Any other super hero vs. Aquaman
Reagan vs. Mondale
Heck, Reagan vs. anybody in the Democratic party, past, present, or future
U.S Marines vs. KOS kids
like frank j vs harvey…
no wait, those two are the same person… sorry.
how do you play this game again?
IMAO.US vs. moveon.org
Good post Harvey, but I am compelled to take serious issue with the title.
Logically one can not lose something that one did not possess in the first place.
Embarrassing supporter of Obama vs. bus
I remember John Kerry ran for President exclusively on his military service. You’re right, a long line of pure, uncut, Colombian bam bam stupid.
Paultards vs sanity
Tiger Woods vs everyone else in the PGA
Amy Winehouse vs sobriety
Al Franken vs the IRS
Floating cities vs tsunamis
O.J. Simpson vs jugulars
Fossil fuel vs windmills
Code Pink vs USMC
I take issue with your taking issue, Brian.
The post clearly states they have “freakin’ minds”, (no doubt due to the residual effects of previous ingestion of massive amounts of recreational pharmaceuticals), which they now have lost.
Case closed.
🙂
Chuck Norris vs. any freakin’ body
Me vs. you and how many Marines??
I think you just spoiled the ending of Moby Dick for me.
See #16
Try this.
Floating cities vs tsunamis
Grilled Ball Park Franks vs cold Vienna Sausages
“The Sands of Iwo Jima” vs “Jarhead”
“Iron Man” vs “The Incredible Hulk II” (or I for that matter)
A Lazy Boy vs plastic lawn chair
Sex with anyone vs how Harvey usually spends his Saturday nights
Boy Scouts vs the United Nations
Ghostbusters vs Sta-Puff Marshmallow Man
Roadrunner vs Coyote
Ninjas vs nuns
Jack Bauer vs a terrorist
see also Robot Chicken’s “Most One-Sided Fistfights Caught On Tape!”
Liberalism vs any form of actual thinking
Professor Chaos vs. Applebee’s
Flock of pigeons vs. Chrysler Sebring
Barack’s head vs. a bucket
Margaret Thatcher vs. Hilary Clinton
Andrew Jackson vs. Richard Lawrence
A Taser vs. Andrew Meyer
IMAO.US vs. moveon.org
exactly!! The difference is this site is funny and outrageous on purpose, that site is actually serious lol.
Michael Moore (or Rosie O’Donnell) vs. a McDonald’s
The Killer Rabbit vs. Jimmy Carter
The Killer Rabbit vs. the Knights of the Round Table in hand to hand combat
John Wayne vs Johnny Depp
“A lot of people don’t know… that McCain made a propaganda video for the enemy while he was in captivity,” wrote Americablog’s John Aravosis. “Putting that bit of disloyalty aside, what exactly is McCain’s military experience that prepares him for being commander in chief?”
“Getting shot down, tortured, and then doing propaganda for the enemy is not command experience,” Aravosis wrote in the blog post, entitled “Honestly, besides being tortured, what did McCain do to excel in the military?”
Somebody please give me 5 minutes alone with this son of a bitch. While I’m not a fan of McCain, I know he deserves better than that. I wish the same experiences would happen to Aravosis & then we’ll see how many patriotic films he makes for his captors. Hell, he’d probably succumb to Stockholm syndrome in the first hour, the little bitch.
Dr. Strangelove vs. Ambassador Pissantski
but I boast
Plum Island vs. Disneyland
Bellybutton lint vs. Mayor Bloomberg
Like Reagan v. Carter
Okay, late in the game, but here we go:
Richard Gere vs. a gerbil
Jodie Foster vs. a Persian rug
Little House on The Prairie vs. Roman Polanski’s House
Particle Man vs Universe Man
Jerry ‘The King’ Lauler vs that wierd guy from the TV show ‘Taxi’ who thought he could wrestle.
Picard vs Kirk (the real truth)
Particle Man vs Universe Man
I thought Triangle Man won that battle…
Kirsten Dunst? The human jack o’lantern? That’s really a coin flip vs Botox Pelosi.
Like Ron Paul vs. the other anti-Constituionalists
Ron Paul: Something Big is Happening!
http://www.campaignforliberty.com/blog/?p=115
Common sense vs. the current Republican party, Pawn Paul zombies, the DNC, and “Scientology”.
#38 – In the song Triangle Man picked fights with Particle Man and Person Man, which he easily won.
His challenge of Universe Man is noticable by its absense.
The implication is that Triangle Man is a bully and a pussy, but that the world lauds a winner, no matter how undeserving he is.
“Universe Man, Universe Man!
Size of the entire universe, man!
Generally kind to smaller man,
Universe Man!
He’s got a watch with a minute hand,
a millenium hand and an eon hand,
and when they meet it’s a happy land!
Powerful man, Universe Man!”
So, the largest mismatch I could think of was Particle Man vs Universe man.
Triangle Man vs Person Man are just also-rans (Kind of maybe like Ralph Nader vs Bill Barr?)
Bach v. The Sex Pistols
The Sex Pistols v. Phil Collins
Phil Collins vs. Air Supply
is this really about phil collins?
hmmm
Ah, when you said gravity vs, supermodel I FIRST thought you were referring to the inevitable sag…
Ah, when you said gravity vs, supermodel I FIRST thought you were referring to the inevitable sag…
Batman Begins vs. Batman & Robin
Super Smash Bros. Brawl vs. Rise of the Robots
Grimlock vs. Barney
DragonForce vs. Celine Dion
That’s not a pistol, that’s a revolver. And you call yourself a homicidal right-wing baby-eating death cultist? For shame!
Anyway, to join in:
Like C4 vs. Silly Putty.
Bruce Lee vs. Mr. Han
Arnold in Commando vs. “Bennett.”
E-coli vs. human stomach
Apes in “Planet of the Apes” vs. Ape-men in “2001.”
Rabid Rottweiler vs. Toy Yorkie
USC Football vs. some 6-man high school team.
Fred Thompson vs. Hippies
Godzilla vs. Bambi
Wolverine vs. Prince Namor
Mack Bolan vs. The Mafia
Hammer’s Slammers vs. Anyone dumb enough to fight them.
One each JDAMDS vs. Osama’s cave
6 each F-22s vs. 18 MiG-29s
A-10s vs. Iranian armor
Jack.
Us vs Them.
OK, I have to admit that I didn’t get this one:
“Kirsten Dunst vs. Nancy Pelosi”
I couldn’t find someone who isn’t an airheaded, naive, dolt on either side of the equation.
Brian – Touche.
However, I was referring strictly to the visual.
Harvey vs. Hollywood Harvey vs. Hollywood and Shakespeare Harvey vs. Hollywood, Shakespeare and Douglas Adams Harvey vs. Hollywood, Shakespeare, Douglas Adams and the person who wrote Patti Smiths’ “25th Floor” …. (Patti Smith, for those who care} Harvey vs. …. oops that last one was a draw Limits vs. Harvey
Sanity vs. Ron Paul
Maturity vs. Ron Paul supporters
Combat Boots vs. Flip Flops
Bill O’Reilly vs. Keith Olbermann
An Atomic Bomb vs. Hiroshima or Nagasaki
Michael Moore vs. a box of Krispy Kreme donuts.
Cujo vs. [insert rat dog breed here]
Well, the Lefties must be snorting big fat lines of pure, crystal, uncut stupid these days…
We have a winner!
Harvey,
Speaking of the visual…
The Beatles vs Jesus… or SuperJesus.
http://www.break.com/index/america-rules-england-sucks.html
Clint Eastwood vs. Spike Lee