Obama is touring the Middle East now, I really wonder if Obama’s childlike enthusiasm is what that region needs to achieve peace. They’ve never heard of hope and change before — there aren’t even words for that in Arabic — but Obama is doing is best to communicate his message thought broad arm movements and smiles.
It all has to be very exciting for Obama too, and I’m worried about him getting over-stimulated with all the new things for him to learn. First he got showed where he was on a map; I don’t know if he understood that too well, but he did fold the map into a neat hat. Later, Obama got to see Israel and was told they have no friends in the region. Obama then said, “Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s.” That being a true statement, he was given a cookie.
Obama also got to meet the troops — or as he calls them, “the scary bad men with guns.” When one asked him about how he would implement his policy on Iraq, Obama started crying until he was given some arugula to chew on.
So, are we getting closer to peace? Maybe. I haven’t read about anymore violence in the Middle East since Obama’s visit. Then again, I only ready tech and video game news. In video games, instead of in the Middle East, most violence happens in warehouses with plenty of crates to hide behind.
Archive of entries posted on 23rd July 2008
Bad Edwards!
John Edwards caught with mistress and love child!
Pretty shocking, huh. Who’d have thought he was actually heterosexual?
Operation Needs More PC – Part 2
Some Operation Needs More PC suggestions for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose.
You may safely assume that all typos were intentional.
First, this pic from savethepenguins is too good to let languish as a link in the comments (and if you haven’t read the first comment at that link, you’re SERIOUSLY missing out):
Dear WE,
I am very excited about your organization and have invited many of my friends in Berkley to join. We know that it is up to us to save our planet. Unfortunately, most people are not as enlightened as us.
I do however have a problems with your site. Although it is really beautiful, I see that you have not included the site in Spanish.
I wanted to show it to my maid, Lupita and my gardener Manuel, so they could learn how to be more green. Manuel insists on using a gas powed mower and pesticides. The lawn is a quarter acre and I know a push mower would be so good for the enviroment. Lupita refuses to use vinegar to clean the bathroom (She shakes her head and plugs her nose) I just know if they could understand the importance of thier actions, they would change thier habits.
Although you are doing such a good thing, you really dropped the ball not including the site in Spanish. If we are to give Mexicans amnesty, then we need to make sure they don’t harm our enviroment.
Ok, the pilot says I must turn off the computer for take off. Husband and I are flying the jet down to Malibu for the weekend! The beachhouse always makes me feel extra green!
Thank you for you work…..please fix the Spanish!
Airianna Robbins-Moore
To whom it concerns,
I love this effort. It is obviously a serious atempt to save our planet from the ravages of humans. I do have one issue with you guys though, as I browse your site, I notice that it looks like you are trying to create a green world because perhaps you are afraid of a black world. Seriously, like 10 out of 10 spokespeople on your pages are white middle age people. You guys need to work on this. Your lack of divercity really takes away from the strength of your massage.
Thanks.
Bush Lied, kids dided!
Pat “Light Bearer” Hughes
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Think you can do better? Then do so.
Submit your Operation Needs More PC suggestion for improving WE’s offensive web site to the WEtard contact page, then send a copy to me at WEsistance@gmail.com for possible future publication at IMAO (if it doesn’t suck too terribly bad).