What the different donors see:
What the computer screen sees #1: At a nearby university
“Dude, does your dad know you’re using his credit card to donate to Obama?”
“No way! My old man would never let me hear the end of it.”
“Doesn’t he check his credit card statement?”
“No.”
“Sweet!”
What the computer screen sees #2: In a blue state
“Obama says I need to have hope.”
“I believe in Obama.”
“And the Tooth Fairy.”
“Yeah, the Tooth Fairy. I love you, Tooth Fairy.”
“And aliens.”
“Yeah, I saw an alien once.”
“The alien told me to vote for Obama.”
What the computer screen sees #3: At a typical Obama donor’s residence
“How much did you give that time?”
“1000 U.S American dollars.”
“Yeah, me too.”
“How many times have you done that?”
“Today? That’s the 8th time.”
“My 9th.”
“But I gave 12 times yesterday.”
What the computer screen sees #4: At another typical Obama donor’s residence
“That old Barry. Glad to see he’s making a name for himself. His grades in school weren’t that great, but he’s sure come a long way. He’s my hero.”
That’s not fair. Obama only played poker with Osama, their kids went to school together, they served on a board together, and they bought property together. He hardly knew him.
Computer #3, additional comments overheard:
“We have long way to go catch up with Middle East donors.”
“You mean, catch up Tsu Middle East donors, right?”
“Haha haha haha haha.”
“Hehe hehe hehe hehe.”
“Don’t tell Hillwry.
Qwitzyertalkin bout Bama O like dat!
Heezda hifalootinist kickster in de hole bunch.
Youbetcha.
Note to self – if I see a tall bearded dumb@ss running around in the desert in FOREST cammo with lots of green in it, shoot the SOB, because it’s Osama.
Why is it when I see the headline “Obama’s donors” I think in terms of plasma?
OT but important, well kinda important, or not….
Anyway, the new IMAO site is NOT blocked in Guadalajara Mexico like the old one was!
I know you were losing sleep over that.
I think those middle guys are Python Gumby’s. I don’t personally know anyone that gets Python that would vote for BO.