Hellbender Excuse

Sorry, been busy but I really want to get it done. I have one more chapter done, but I want more before I post again.

Anyway, there are four chapters and an epilogue left by current estimates.

7 Comments

  1. Why not ask for some bail out money. With 800 billion being thrown at the wall, I’m sure there is for money for oppressed struggling blogers, who just want to finish his book and make a better life in America. Just don’t tell them your a conservative blogger. if they ask what your website is tell them it’s “bushhatespuppiesandbutterflies.com”. You’ll have them eating out of your hand. now your only obsticle is getting Sarah to let you boost the economy by buying a 25ft boat and new ZR1 Corvette with all the simulas money.

  2. Frank J, No excuses. Been with you for years… Since the “Nuke the Moon”…All the podcasts… The Chronicles of Dubya.. the original start of “Hellbender” and now another delay? Doug and all his buddies and better be here soon.
    If not, I will find another way to torment you in the comment area.
    BTW, Charlton Heston warned us.. and if I remember right, you pointed it out as well, http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090218/D96E08OG2.html.
    We HATE monkeys.
    V

  3. Why does Barack Obama want change?
    Because Pelosi already called dibs on your dollars.

    Obama signed a tax increase on tobacco in order to fund the S-CHIP health care program for poor youth. Why was Obama’s first tax increase on cigarettes?
    So his breath could cure sick children.

    Why doesn’t Barack Obama like to tell Obama jokes?
    Because that would be racist.

    How does Obama handle the press so well?
    He promised his kids a lap dog if he won the election.

    Why does the dow drop every time Obama opens his mouth?
    It isn’t dropping, it is bowing in worship.

    Why does Obama stutter so much without a teleprompter?
    He’s not stuttering, he’s slowing down so Joe Biden can catch up.

    Why are late night comics having such a hard time making Obama jokes?
    Because the morning news anchors have such better delivery.

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