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  1. Frank,

    Make sure you do a lot of those armpit farting noises. That is always a crowd pleaser.

    And every time someone says “Obama” you should mutter “Fascist” under your breath and then pretend like you don’t even know you are doing it, like it is subconscious or something. Or maybe you can say it is Tourettes or something.

    Also, at some point in the conversation be sure to jump out of your chair and scream, “We’re all going to die!” at the top of your lungs. That will get their attention.

  2. Frank… now is the perfect opportunity to announce your candidacy for President! Now, after doing that I want you to remember to never give a absolute answer. Question: What do you think of climate change? Correct answer: I’m in favor of all seasons and like each equally the same. Question: What do you think of the war in Afgahnistan? Correct answer: I think we should win. Now for the critcal question of the day. What do you think of Nationalized commie healthcare? Correct answer: ….. NAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

  3. O-bah-muhh has that Harvey Dent/Two Face thing going on too,so that’s worth a mention. I just hope America’s Morning News doesn’t create a Monster, I mean, giving Frank J. radio airtime is that wise? What could possibly go wrong with that?

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