Tea Party Tour Tagline Needs Work

I’m all in favor of Tea Parties (the Taxed Enough Already kind, not the froo-froo, blue-haired, extended-pinky kind), but the folks at Tea Party Express have me scratching my head on their efforts to raise money to support their national bus tour:

“The national tea party tour will be supported by paid television ads that include the tagline: “Ask yourself this, would you be willing to put your own family into the hands of Barack Obama’s socialistic health care plan? [emphasis mine]”


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Worst. Tagline. Ever.

A tagline is supposed to be pithy, clever, and/or memorable. Let’s see if we can shine this up a little:


* ObamaCare: Let’s test it out on Congress first.

* So bad, even Canadians would vote against it – if they were American and smarter.

* Like treating a paper cut with lemon juice.

* If you’re kidding, I’m not laughing. If you’re serious, I’m getting my gun.

* Like the Special Olympics or something.

* Even Sarah Palin would support putting this plan in front of a Death Panel.

* Ask yourself this, would you be willing to put your own family into the hands of the people who did Pelosi’s face lift?

* It’ll be just like the Post Office, except “going postal” will be known as “going doctoral”.

* The government will protect your health just like they protected GM & Chrysler.

* Tar. Feathers. Democrats. Some assembly required.


If you’ve got a tagline, drop it in the comments.

55 Comments

  1. * Under ObamaCare, Doctors won’t treat you, but instead look at you, grin sheepishly, and say, “Sorry, mate, it’s all FUBAR.”

    * Your dog will still have better health care. Incidentally, the only way you’ll be able to get surgery is if you have your dog perform it.

  2. From the Guys who brought you

    The New Orleans Hurricane FEMA Rapid Response team

    The Great Mexican-U.S Border Wall

    TARP

    The Stimulus Package

    Cut our Future Weapons Systems

    The Cloverfield Monster

    And Transformers 2

    Comes

    An Obama Healthcare Odyssey 2009

    Staring Barack Obama himself as HAL

  3. Voice over with Teddy Kennedy pic: Our insurance paid the best doctors lots of money to keep this fat bastard alive long enough to ruin your health care. Wait. OMG what have we done?

    We’re Democrats and we put the hell in health care.

  4. Peren – not racist, just rude. He only drops his g’s when he’s using his “midwestern just-plain-folks accent” to manipulate people, and it’s impolite to point out that Barry is a con-man.

  5. Your cooling corpse will not combat Global Warming – Fight the power

    Senior care is the new graveyard shift for Hospice Union of America Workers.

    Live from New York! It’s Saturday Night Death.

    Clinton Cure: You better put some ice on that.

    ObamaCare: You better put granny on ice. Now.

    Iron poor blood? Removed free with Gov’t Health Care

    Obama is pro choice: Born again Christians pay twice as much or live half as long.

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