“No matter where you go in life, never forget” someone may have been there before you. Unless of course you invented the internet or discovered the Love Canal. Reminds me. Does the Goracle have children?
MDr, yes he does. There was a news story in the run up to Bush’s 2nd term, I believe, when gore’s whacked out offspring was pulled over for criminal speeding. He was hopped up out of his mind whilst driving a Prius.
If paternity can be established, then I’ll concede, the Goracle, did find “a” love canal, once. The fact that his alleged offspring is whacked out is presumptive, but not depositive evidence.
It also helps you to remember where you were sitting in the theater so you don’t get a black eye when you come back from getting a popcorn refill and ask the wrong wife, “Hey, you want some of this?”
Harvey said he was taking time off for Thanksgiving.
I guess he’s determined not to return until all the leftovers are gone.
I still have enough turkey/greenbean/mashed potatoes/cornbread dressing/Ritz cracker casserole left for lunch tomorrow; then I get to eat ‘New’ food again!
Back in my drinking days I flew into Chicago once and rented a White Ford Taurus. Picked up my buddy and we drank until 3:30AM. When we got up and went to the hotel parking lot to drive to the airport there were about 200 white Ford Tauruses. I called it in stolen and took a cab to the airport…
C’mon people how simple is it. No one has ever seen a car in a parking lot with a soda can on the antenna? I’ve been slipping a can, or a cup over my antenna for 25 years in big parking lots, never lost the car yet. Duh!
“No matter where you go in life, never forget where you came from. This is especially useful in finding your car.”
If you run out of the house with no shoes, jump into your car, and run it into a tree, people will remind you where you parked your car for days…maybe weeks.
“No matter where you go in life, never forget” someone may have been there before you. Unless of course you invented the internet or discovered the Love Canal. Reminds me. Does the Goracle have children?
Reported my car stolen once – then I remembered where I parked – Where is Frank advice when you need it most?
Your mom called, she sounded pretty mad.
I know where I came from, Frank. It’s where I’m going that scares me. “That is the sound of inevitability.”
MDr, yes he does. There was a news story in the run up to Bush’s 2nd term, I believe, when gore’s whacked out offspring was pulled over for criminal speeding. He was hopped up out of his mind whilst driving a Prius.
I never forget where I parked my car. I just can’t remeber where the keys are.
DesertElephant
If paternity can be established, then I’ll concede, the Goracle, did find “a” love canal, once. The fact that his alleged offspring is whacked out is presumptive, but not depositive evidence.
It also helps you to remember where you were sitting in the theater so you don’t get a black eye when you come back from getting a popcorn refill and ask the wrong wife, “Hey, you want some of this?”
Speaking of coming and going, where’s Harvey? I keep asking this.
Harvey said he was taking time off for Thanksgiving.
I guess he’s determined not to return until all the leftovers are gone.
I still have enough turkey/greenbean/mashed potatoes/cornbread dressing/Ritz cracker casserole left for lunch tomorrow; then I get to eat ‘New’ food again!
Good advice.
Here’s a helpful navigational hint a
North Dakotan friend of mine gave me:
‘Wherever you go, there you are.’
I remember where I came from. The stork brought me.
There’s a Ted Kennedy joke somewhere in here.
Marko, in that particular case, Mr. Kennedy came from a swamp where he parked his car and thoughtfully kissed his date good night..
Back in my drinking days I flew into Chicago once and rented a White Ford Taurus. Picked up my buddy and we drank until 3:30AM. When we got up and went to the hotel parking lot to drive to the airport there were about 200 white Ford Tauruses. I called it in stolen and took a cab to the airport…
WHITE FLAG
why haven’t we seen a photo of Obama waving a white flag?
C’mon people how simple is it. No one has ever seen a car in a parking lot with a soda can on the antenna? I’ve been slipping a can, or a cup over my antenna for 25 years in big parking lots, never lost the car yet. Duh!
I’m a land surveyor. We never get lost, only mis-placed
Had a freind ask me , before a week long hike, if I knew how to read a map. I told him I did know how to read maps. I only draw them for a living.
I am convinced parking lots are black holes for cars. Park in one and never find your car again. Unless you use GPS and landsat.
“No matter where you go in life, never forget where you came from. This is especially useful in finding your car.”
If you run out of the house with no shoes, jump into your car, and run it into a tree, people will remind you where you parked your car for days…maybe weeks.