I’m confused. Were the liberals always against a war in Afghanistan?
Hippies are for punching, not for getting foreign policy advice from.
I guess I can’t see Jesus punching a hippie. But I could see Peter doing it.
I can’t believe Obama is sending troops into harms way when he never served himself. He is some sort of hawk that is chicken.
Disingenuous support of some wars, calling others Vietnam, “chickenhawk!” – irate toddlers add more to the debate than liberals.
They say a bird in hand is worth two in the bush, but the pet store wouldn’t accept that trade.
I bet God is real pleased with Himself that He can know both the position and momentum of a particle.
Idea for a Christmas gift for wives on a budget to give to their husbands: A coupon good for one free shutting up.
I missed the jobs summit. Did Paul Krugman save the economy?
Obama got his job through nothing but speeches. Maybe his speech can get us jobs.
Whatever it is that Google Wave is supposed to do, I’m pretty sure it’s doing it stupidly.
If Palin has declared Obama’s birth certificate fair game, I want him to prove he’s not an alien lizard.
Paul Krugman did indeed save the economy at the jobs summit. He retroactively slowed the loss of jobs for the last month and created or saved 3 billion jobs around the world just by showing up.
These are the best random thoughts in the history of IMAO. You are on a role, sir.
Turn 35. Hurry up.
I bet God is real pleased with Himself that He can know both the position and momentum of a particle.
Yeah, but does God know where he’s at? Does he even care? Surely, he has no momentum because if he did, he’d be going somewhere!
Plus, regarding gender, I’m pretty sure that one second he’s male and in the next, he’s female. It just depends on the observer’s gender. This is the divine sexual uncertainty principle.
Paul was always the Dirty Harry of the Apostles.
-“I guess I can’t see Jesus punching a hippie. But I could see Peter doing it.”
Yes, Peter would have punched hippies; he was a biker without a motorcycle…spontaneous, protective, impetuous, unafraid, aggressive, and with little regard or thought of consequences or fallout. He was a leader and a tough guy, for sure.
-“I bet God is real pleased with Himself that He can know both the position and momentum of a particle.”
‘Pleased with Himself’ would suggest pride; but He must certainly simply be pleased.
Likewise, He must also get a kick out of the fact that everything is both a particle and a wave; including you and me…(see The Double-Slit Experiment.) Also, it must tickle His gizzard that an electron can get out of a box about 15% of the time without going through it…which means that it slipped out of this realm (or dimension) and into another one, and then re-entered this dimension in a position outside of the box. Crazy, but the math proves it. (See ‘M Theory’…which they call ‘Membrane,’ but would be better termed, ‘Miracle’.)
There’s Pumas, then Cheetahs, then Cougars. What’s Ma”am Boxer? Sabertooth?
Disingenuous support of some wars, calling others Vietnam, “chickenhawk!” – irate toddlers add more to the debate than liberals.
WHERE are the protesters? Where is Cindy Shehag? Is Moron.org holding any sit ins? No new Michael Moore movies? Why isn;t John Kerry tossing more fake medals at the White House? Oh, it’s a Dem escalating a war. Never mind.
I bet God is real pleased with Himself that He can know both the position and momentum of a particle
Quantum physics is God showing us his sense of humor.
I guess I can’t see Jesus punching a hippie. But I could see Peter doing it.
Well if Jesus did punch a hippie he wouldn’t call it a punch, he’d call it a healing.
“I’m confused. Were the liberals always against a war in Afghanistan?”
I seem to remember an American presidential campaign in which the Kenyan candidate proclaimed that Iraq was the “wrong war” and Afghanistan was the “right war” – then lots of liberals cheered.
“If Palin has declared Obama’s birth certificate fair game, I want him to prove he’s not an alien lizard.”
Impossible. Obama has neither a birth certificate nor warm blood.
“If Palin has declared Obama’s birth certificate fair game, I want him to prove he’s not an alien lizard.”
I want him to prove he is not a moose.
One hippie tried to touch Jesus in the Garden, and Peter cut off his ear.
Jesus then showed that He loved even hippies, by touching the hippie, subsequently healing his ear.
Saul mistook Stephen( a Jesus Freak ) for a hippie, and held the coats of others so that they could stone Stephen to death.
Stephen, a true Jesus Freak, asked Jesus not to charge this sin to them. Saul later became the Jesus Freak named Paul.
True ‘Dat
Liberals were just responding to the LOUD CHEER signs being held up at O-bah-muhh’s speeches.
Code Pink and Cindy Sheehan are Persona Non Grata now that Teh One is in office.
Does the Christmas Coupon stipulate the duration of the Golden Silence, or does that have to be negotiated as part of a Post-Nuptial Agreement?
Paul Krugman, wasn’t he the guy who played the slob, in ‘The Odd Couple’?
Maybe we can get jobs teaching people the proper pronunciation of words like Pockystahn, and Tallybahn.
The Google Wave always dies out quickly because it requires Googlers to raise their arms above their heads while at the keyboard. Kinda lame.
If Palin declared O-bah-muhh’s birth certificate to be fair game, I wonder if she’ll aerially hunt it by helicopter.
“One hippie tried to touch Jesus in the Garden, and Peter cut off his ear.”
I’m not sure how you get hippy. The guy was a guard of the high priest, AND he was carrying a sword! What kind of hippy is that?!?
Technically, Malchus was the servant of the High Priest, but this is IMAO, and Unfair, Unbalanced, and Unmedicated covers a multitude of sins.
I bet God is real pleased with Himself that He can know both the position and momentum of a particle.
The whole thing is revealed here:
“Ordinary and Marvelous AND The Secrets of the Universe”
http://wowchurch.blogspot.com/2009/10/ordinary-and-marvelous-and-secrets-of_06.html
When Jesus needs punching done, he calls
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/stmichael.html (Warning: Adult language)
Jesus wouldn’t have to punch hippies. Haven’t you ever read Revelation? He can kill His enemies just by speaking.
Plentyobailouts, I believe that the animal you are thinking of is spelled m-o-u-s-e not m-o-o-s-e.
‘Course, Jesus doesn’t need to punch hippies. Their heads ‘splode when they quote Him. That’s why they always get it wrong, so their craniums don’t end up spattered everywhere.
Isn’t Michael supposed to be the battle hardened angle?
Oh, and about the coupon good for one free shut up, does that mean the wife or the husband has to / gets to shut up?