Bestest Ex-President

Jimmy Carter is claiming he’s been a superior ex-president. And he’s got a great argument for it: “Just look how awesome things got as soon as I stopped being president!”

Anyway, the seventies are a good reminder when things seem down now. Everything really sucked then, but things still eventually got really awesome again in the eighties. So as bad as things are now, one day we can be living the high life while Obama is running around building the houses for the poor or something. So it will be awesome for everyone except all the poor people killed by their house collapsing on them.

19 Comments

  1. No, he will appoint himself to replace Jimmah as our ambassador at large, undermining our diplomatic efforts, sucking up to dictators ( yeah, he’s got that down pat) and taking payoffs from them.
    And telling everyone how awesome he was as president

  2. Snake oil salesmen claim they can cure anything

    michael jackson claimed to be the king of something

    carter claims he was a good ex-president

    ostupid claims to be human

    and harry reid claims to be intelligent.

    You can self proclaim anything, but as Reagan said “Its not that our liberal friends are stupid, its just they know so much that isn’t so”.

  3. “Superior?” I think I saw the interview, or mebbe it was a bad dream. I think he said he’s the BEST ex-president.

    Keep Jimmah away from sharp objects. Should his over-inflated head be popped, we’d have to name the resulting gale “Hurricane Jimmy.”

  4. Carter gave us Reagan in a landslide so for that he was an excellent POTUS! He showed the American people how much Democrats suck at being President. Obama is now repeating the suckage and will deliver another Reagan! I’m thinkin’ Sarah Palin. I hope she knees him in the nads during the tour of the White House…

  5. Carter sucked at everything he did. As an ex-president he runs around certifying any election he can find that puts a dictator in power. I would say he is the South’s revenge for the Civil War, but that would be overkill.

  6. @Tommy, Good list, but you forgot “The Misery Index” – the national rating system started to give a rating for how miserable Americans felt that day. And, for those of you who aren’t old enough to have been around for it…that’s not a joke, it was real.

  7. Jimmah Carter? As those who lived through his immense failure as a President have said…

    Keep in mind that his “leadership” can seriously be said as the cause for the rise of Islamic terrorism. 444 days of shame on him.

    He is a despicable, small man, who believes he was in some way important. What we leave on his grave won’t be mistaken for flowers. What a vermin he was.

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