I’ve noticed the spam has been getting smarter as not all of it is broken English. In fact, my post on Stephen Hawking yesterday caused a great amount of spam commenting on just that issue, a lot of which actually was indistinguishable from actual comments (spam does not like Stephen Hawkins) except for the links included with them. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if some spam got through on that one. Also, one porn site kept posting Ground Zero mosque opinions to different posts ranging from “We have to respect their First Amendment rights” to “Let’s wait for them to build it and blow it up with them inside”, I guess hoping I’d cotton to one of those opinions (for the record, I’m not for blowing up mosques — unless they’re in a foreign country we’re bombing).
Anyway, here is the bounty of spam comments the Great Landlord has once again blessed us with:
I can see that you are an expert at your field! I am launching a website soon, and your information will be very useful for me.. Thanks for all your help and wishing you all the success.
Thank you. I work hard to be the smartest guy in the corn field. Seriously, though, I’d love to see a site launched that was based on nothing but the information one learned from IMAO.
This is a good blog. Keep up all the work. I too love to blog. This is great everyone sharing opinions đ
Yeah, I like that we now have these blogs to share opinions with instead of the previous way of shouting at people on the street. Now I rarely get carted away by the police — even when I use all caps!
I 100 % am loving this internet site!!! totally gonna must placed this on my bookmarks.
You still keep track of blogs through bookmarks? Are you a caveman?
Well itâs great to see that youâre using proper grammar.
Now you’re just mocking me.
Great Harry Potter page. I am a big fan! Do you have a mailing list I could join?
A mailing list? Seriously, is this spam from like ten years ago? How about every time I make a new post, I call you up with my rotary phone.
Contrary to what other people are saying I think your blog could genuinely use some work. I cannot even work out how you can subscribe to your RSS.
Finally, some critical spam. Too much spam is of the form “What an awesome blog! I’m bookmarking it now!” It’s nice to have some spam here and there to tell me like it is.
Uhh are you making this up? This post is some f-ed up sh*t kid. Ive met braindead chimpanzees who were smarter than you.
Okay, now that’s a little too far.
Do you might have any references for what you wrote here?
I mainly just copy whatever Ace of Spades or Allahpundit says; I assume they read something somewhere. Go ask them.
I cant believe there are so many spam comments here like âgreat post!â, etc. This blog sucks.
Now that’s meta.
Sanks again Frank are tooooly toooly great servant of Great Macedonian Landlord.
Once when I walk thhrough corn field to pick bountyful sweet corn of Great Macedonian Landlord, Ich wlak thru spider web~!!
aaaaaagggggghhhhhh spiders
SPIDERS PSSIDPIERS SAAAAAA ON MY EYES SPIDERS 11111
Me toos loves sharing of the opinions from the RSS feed spam for the Harry Potter cornfield. Many thnks toi the Great Landlord of opinion of goodness. Chimpanzeeemonkey type complaints of liberal airheads shall be delt with by the Big Fan of the mailing list.
*Big Fan being the nickname of Fred Thompson’s right fist.
Dear IMAO, Why you have Fred Is Amused sign on blog? Does Fred read IMAO blog? Who is Fred? Does Fred post here often? I am afraid to click on his face. He looks like he kick my ass. This is not spam and many thank yous for HTML and scriptings. Great site. This is not spam. Please post it in reader area and I’ll be back to check it.
Looks like the Great Landlord is doing a better job of screening your spam. If you could just get him to work on the RSS feeds, we could all enjoy your posts! http://www.google.com/
The few near the end had me laughing long time.
A++++ Would Buy Again!
But in all seriousness Frank, this made me laugh quite hard, I needed a laugh today.
We don’t need no stinkin’ references!
And where is Wo Shing Po today?
Dear US uhmericans Frank
Racist Duck Quackers and Wing Pao velly velly bisy. My home village of Xiang Chou have great festival to Mao for him not murdering all of us when he “bang – chop” 30 million neighbor farmers who must of deserving it like protest taxes or pray in publik school. Mao dead now in Marxist sky working rice field. I hear it hot there. Speaking of great glorious Communist party leader (sowwy have to say that they read all what we internet sometimes) improve internet for village now 56k instead 28.8k. Great communist leader brilliant and very advanced that they have so much magical things to share with us villagers. Much faster for leanring of American hobbies.
Reading US American news, your president seem very funny. We have phrase here for people like him “xio won kao wang doh” in American would be “ugly you are and mother of yours dressing you funny.” I see your TV wrestling it must be very popular since your president married a wrestler. In US America do only gay men wrestle also like here? Do US American communists come to your village every year and take rice, kill men, and steal young girls and boys for the sexy or sometimes to be soldiers? How do you stand up to communists without them killing you? We tried before but always more come and we had to live in jungle for year until they forgets about us. Ha ha Quackers loved jungle time hiding from scary “red stars.” Sometimes he says he miss jungle time because we ate many fish and not rice.