Archive of entries posted on March 2011

Your Moment of Happiness

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Oh, you HAVE to see this, if you haven’t already. And maybe see it again if you have.

Donald Rumsfeld not only beats up Andrea Mitchell and takes her lunch money, he then goes out, buys his own lunch with it, eats it in front of her, and then makes her lick the crumbs up off the floor.

Dear God in heaven, it’s like watching a Pee-Wee League football team try to take on the Green Bay Packers. Andrea is WAY out of her league on this one.

Whichever Republican wins in 2012, I sincerely hope and pray he/she re-hires Rummy as SecDef.

My personal favorite line: “Never heard of him.” (around the 7 minute mark)

And from that point on, it just gets better. He keeps crushing her like a bug, questioning her premises and dismissing her smears and allegations out of hand in a cruelly-gently pitying tone of voice that suggests he’s dealing with someone who just stepped off the short bus.

Which, I suppose, is not too far from the truth.


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Frank Responds to Spam Comments

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The Great Landlord has finally awarded us another bounty of spam comments:

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“Repair of interesting things.” I guess that’s some new expression. Don’t really get it from context though. Maybe it’s just a general expression of happiness. “The Great Landlord has smiled on me and I got a big bonus at work; repair of interesting things!”

Sorry for the huge review, but I’m really loving the new Zune, and hope this, as well as the excellent reviews some other people have written, will help you decide if it’s the right choice for you.

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Random Thoughts

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The Koch brothers: Responsible for all that’s wrong in the world since 3 or 4 weeks ago.

The left make fun of religion, but they seem to believe very strongly in the concept of single entity responsible for all evil in the world.

I’m converting my horse from oats to diesel.

ROTC has been off the Harvard campus for 41 years? So were gays the issue when Harvard kicked out ROTC in 1970?

Just saying, how long until Harvard finds some other excuse to kick ROTC from campus?

Almost had something to tweet about Charlie Sheen. Was going to play off his “WINNING!” and Obama’s “Winning the future”, but got bored.

To me, the most impressive thing about the iPad 2 is the new cover… but it was also the only new thing about it that wasn’t expected.

Where Did Obama Grow Up?

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The other day, Huckabee talked about how Obama grew up in Kenya. So there seems to be some confusion where Obama grew up, so I might as well clarify for everyone. Obama grew up in Indonesia, and because of this, he was thought to be foreign and to not have learned the native values of his home country, Kenya. Obama did pretty well learning at his madras in Indonesia, though, getting a B- in writing, a C in math, a B+ in being Muslim, and an A+ in hating America. Eventually, he had to leave Indonesia, though, for hating America too much that it started to creep people out. That’s when Obama went to Pakistan to train with al Qaeda. He was really bad at making bombs, though, and made everyone afraid he was going to blow them up, so al Qaeda kicked him out. With no where left to go, Obama headed to Hawaii to live with his grandparents whom he hated for being both white and American. Eventually, he had to move to Chicago as that was the only place corrupt enough for someone with his lack of skills to get a job. And then the Democrat Party noticed him and you know the rest. And that’s the story of Barack Obama.

Who’s people?

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Are you white? Then you’re not Eric Holder’s people.


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Holder concluded his comments saying that the Department of Justice doesn’t let race figure into its decisions. Even though race figures into his thinking, I suppose.

But, perhaps he wasn’t lying. Perhaps he was telling the truth when he said race wasn’t a factor. That would mean that “my people” wasn’t referring to any particular race of people. Perhaps it referred to another group of people.

Like who?

  • Idiots
  • Morons
  • Socialists
  • A**holes
  • Mustache-Americans
  • Attorneys
  • New York Yankees fans
  • Snake oil salesmen

See? Race doesn’t enter into it.

Enforcing a No Fly Zone

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There’s some talk about enforcing a no fly zone in Libya, but this is not an easy thing. You might think you just put up a couple signs saying, “Don’t fly here,” but then people flying overhead will say they didn’t seem them. So instead you get some flying signs that hover in midair and put them up in the sky, but it’s hard to get full coverage of the sky as people will just say they were flying too high or too low to see them. You could just put more flying signs in the sky at different heights, but I can only assume flying signs are really expensive if not completely made up (I know I’ve seen them somewhere, but it may have been the Jetsons and Futurama).

A better idea for a no fly zone are dinosaurs with surface to air missiles mounted on their backs. No one can claim they didn’t know that dinosaurs were deployed to their country as that’s the sort of news that gets around. The only problem is they may also enforce a no walking zone as they could eat people.

Peace in the Middle East is complicated!

Random Thoughts

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What’s you favorite way to signify a number is in hex? I like putting 0x in front of the number.

I still haven’t thought of a single thing to say about Charlie Sheen. I’ll keep working on it.

I don’t get all the misogynistic attacks on Sarah Palin. Why do people feel so threatened by some dumb broad?

lolterizt! Part 126

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This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

From Arik:

From Kris:

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From Larsinkima:

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From me (Harvey):

My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Corona:

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From Jacob:

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From Kris

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

Bonus challenge: don’t use the word “hippie”.

Oh, and here’s some fun pictures of Gaddafi if you’re feeling adventurous.

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.