There’s some talk about enforcing a no fly zone in Libya, but this is not an easy thing. You might think you just put up a couple signs saying, “Don’t fly here,” but then people flying overhead will say they didn’t seem them. So instead you get some flying signs that hover in midair and put them up in the sky, but it’s hard to get full coverage of the sky as people will just say they were flying too high or too low to see them. You could just put more flying signs in the sky at different heights, but I can only assume flying signs are really expensive if not completely made up (I know I’ve seen them somewhere, but it may have been the Jetsons and Futurama).
A better idea for a no fly zone are dinosaurs with surface to air missiles mounted on their backs. No one can claim they didn’t know that dinosaurs were deployed to their country as that’s the sort of news that gets around. The only problem is they may also enforce a no walking zone as they could eat people.
Peace in the Middle East is complicated!
Is less Libyans really a bad thing?
Do you know what’s not complicated? A nuclear explosion.
I’m just sayin’.
I’m a little fuzzy on this no fly zone thing. I mean, what’s flying in Libya that shouldn’t be flying? I’m kind of thinking this is the international version of announcing a “drug free zone” near a school.
Well, technically, peace would be achieved if the dinosaurs ate everyone.
Frank wrote about no flies?
So did John Lennon
I’m sure there’s a connection.
I wish someone would enforce a No Flies Zone in my neighbor’s pasture. Some of the flies there are are as big as horses.
No Fly Zone: Buttons Only
Camel dung makes No Fly Zone impossible to enforce.
No fly zone? If that’s anything like a “gun free zone” then every plane in the country will be up in the air…
Just by definition, a no fly zone is a hippy free zone. No hippies, no flies. No arabs, no hippies, no flies. Life is good.
An effective way that Doc and I found to thwart Libyan terrorists is to use a time machine built out of a De Lorean and get that sucker up to 88 miles per hour….
How hard could it really be to enforce a ‘no fly zone’ over Libya? I mean their airforce is some guy with an old crop duster and its not like any commercial planes are there. We could do it in 20mins with The USS Ronald Reagan.
Could we also have a No Muslim Zone here in the U.S.? That would be nice. Thanks.
Mushroom Clouds usually say “no fly zone”… I say we try one of those!
Why should we do anything? If some one must interfere in Libya let the Europeans take responsibility for the situation, let them do it. After all, they’re the ones who get most of the Libyan oil not us. Why expend any American lives or treasure in another adventure in another miserable third world Islamic crap hole? Let the Libyans earn their freedom the old fashioned way…by fighting and dying for it themselves.
I Agree with Zzyx. Let them earn it, like our forefathers did. Maybe they too can get help from the French.
Wow, I can’t believed I typed that last part with a straight face.
The more Libyans Libya kills, the less we eventually will have to.
Under Reagan’s term, how did Khadaffy inspect his air force? With a glass bottomed boat. I doubt bHo has the manliness for that. Time for Frank’s killer dinosaurs.