Didn’t have any thoughts that were random yesterday. It’s just the news for a while has been Wisconsin and the Middle East, Wisconsin and the Middle East, Wisconsin and the Middle East. I mean, they’re important stories, but I’m running out of things to say about them. And I can’t even begin to make myself care enough about Charlie Sheen to even come up with a short quip. So, no thoughts. Sorry.
Shiggz Random thought
When Obama took office the debt with China was almost identical to the size of his soon to pass so called “stimulus.” (of course our debt to China is now twice as large as it was then) What if he had paid off China with that money. I could make a long list of the avalanche of positive momentum. For instance:
-force China to stop currency manipulation
-close or renegotiate on our terms all trade deals with China
-Stabilize the dollar
-Soothe our creditors instead of frightening them
All of this would have boosted the American Economy both directly and indirectly creating a surge in American jobs as well as Mexico/Korea/Vietnam where much of our cheap labor would have almost instantly switched to. In short we would have leverage over China instead of the other way around. Think of it as paying off a dangerous loan shark with a loan from your uncle.
I have no thoughts on your lack of thoughts.
Short term You could always read an insightful peace by Robin of Berkley.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/01/why_the_left_hates_sarah_palin.html
Frank, there’s always the weather. For example, yesterday’s weather sucked!
Also, did you hear about Wisconsin and the Middle East?? Wisconsin and the Middle East have really been in the news lately. But there seems to be a shortage of hard facts about Wisconsin and the Middle East. What have you heard? I think you should blog about Wisconsin and the Middle East. I just can’t get enough of it!
Then there’s Mike Huckabee’s support for Michelle Obama’s food program, proving once again that fatties stick together like giant, sticky fat blobs.
I need coffee. It’s early.
Big picture…. yea conservative news has a problem/opportunity. It cant all be 2012, Palin, Wisconsin. We could:
-start hashing out what our new America first dependent on limited funds foreign/military policy should be
-If we were to go back in time and alter the Constitution to what could we have changed that would avoided our current fate. Commerce clause, debt spending etc….
-Invade Canada for their Tim Horton donut supply
-Nationalize GE (with comcast, NBC, MSNBC) then give it Halliburton on Cheneys birthday
-counter the lefts earth day with Moon day… need I say more?
Or, for a slightly profane laugh you could read SeanBaby
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-spectacularly-unsexy-workout-videos-ever/
The members of BOBEB are willing to tolerate this single post. But we must warn you, Frank, that this sets a nasty precedent. I can amuse myself by pretending to be a union leader (Thus allowing me to talk from the third person), but without thoughts of yours to mock, our day becomes drearier.
If this happens again, we’re going to burn down your house.
Sleep tight, pal.
According to the protesters, Wisconsin is the Middle East.
You could always post more pictures of Buttercup. That always works…
Oh Ohhh oooo !!! I had a thought! Its…. nevermind
Actually lately, I’ve been rooting for the tyrant Quack-a-Daffy. If Libyans want freedom, I want to see if they’re prepared to die to get it. Our founding fathers were.
You just don’t ‘demonstrate’ in front of a tyrant. You either knuckle under – or wage war.
@ MarkoMancuso – “If this happens again, we’re going to burn down your house.”
And fry up some bacon on it while we watch it burn.
My random thoughts are no random thoughts.
@Marco,
Threatening to burn down a house is uncivilized and unacceptable. You should refrain from such language in the future. If there is a dispute, you should handle it in a more political way, as someone in our government would do. Instead, calmly and rationally declare that you’re revitalizing the area in which Frank lives, claim his land as government property, then bulldoze the house and sell the land to private contractors. I believe that’s the new “civilized” way to handle such situations, according to government representatives.
Maybe he has no Random Thoughts because his mind is just REALLY organized today. Tomorrow, he’ll be back to his Normal, Scatter-brained self and we’ll have Random Thoughts aplenty. I think he spent all his Random thoughts yesterday. He could borrow some from China. It work for hObama. Not so much for America or our children, but at least hObama.
Quite clearly, Frank, you are low on entropy. I get my entropy from /dev/random. It’s possible that you’re getting your randomness from /dev/urandom. The problem with /dev/urandom is that it depletes the random data in /dev/random each time it is read. (This would explain the build up of random thoughts over the weekend followed by scarcity on Tuesday.)
On the other hand, if you’re using a Win box, you may need to move your mouse around a lot and bang at the keyboard in a pseudo-random manner.
Listening to static from space is also good source of random data; however, the SETI at home crowd would disagree.
@Son Of Bob – But, I don’t get to fry any bacon your way….
Well, let’s talk religion. What would Aqua Buddha say about the news?
Joe Schmo,
The president has asked us all to make sacrifices.
No random thoughts?! But…isn’t your mind aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention? Isn’t your mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives? Soooo what happened?
Charlie Sheen may be a bit much, but you gotta give him one thing. He’s got Mr Kuhdoffies goat. Word around is he’s pulling ahead in the ‘Biggest Asshole in the Universe’ sweeps, and Qwadoofey was sure he had a lock.
We should sent Charlie Sheen to the Middle East. That should solve two problems at once.
As for Wisconsin, I trust Harvey will solve it all eventually.
Bishop Fulton J Sheen wants his name back, Charlie.
If IMAO had a ‘Dead Pool’, I’d include Charlie Sheen on the list.
If Frank is Running out of Random Thoughts, maybe he should translate some of Princess Buttercup’s Random Thoughts for us.
No Random Thoughts about Charlie Sheen? I guess the Sheen has lost it’s luster.
When Charlie Sheen OD’s, and is laid out in his coffin, will he pop up one last time, and say, “Winning!”?
Charlie Sheen dies with the most toys: Winning!
So, the Science! is settled: Charlie Sheen is Winning! the future.
Charlie Sheen and Jim Carrey need to make a movie together. Just don’t cross the streams of consciousness: “Winning!”…..”Looooser!”
#3 – Shiggz, good link.
Kudos to Robin (recovering liberal).
I wonder how many of modern east-coast liberal’s personal problems could be traced to those monstrous Catskills summer camps?
I though the kid in that old “Hello Mother, Hello Father” song by Alan Sherman had it tough!
unrelated random thought: Maybe Charlie Sheen isn’t really going crazy.
Maybe he’s only “acting” crazy because he’s suing the producers of ‘Two and a Half Men’.
Imagine how much larger his settlement will be after a sympathetic LA jury hears about how his demanding job drove him to the verge of self-destruction!
If not, put me down in the Dead Pool for 30-45 days, tops.
Uh oh. There are at least 29 replies to Frank’s cold admission of no random thoughts. Perhaps we are only encouraging him.