On the Road

Felt bad I didn’t line up any guest bloggers, so despite currently being in a car heading to Seattle (sitting next to little Buttercup), i thought I’d take some time to post something… like a reminder to buy a Nuke the Moon shirt. You only have a few more days to order one and make sure you get the size you want.

BTW, you hear about the whole budget deal being worth only like $352 million in deficit reduction? It’s like why do we even try; everyone in Congress is so useless. We should just send the lot of them to prison and start over. And if they were forced to make license plates in prison, for many of them it would be the first useful thing they’ve ever done in their entire lives.

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  1. If we sent these guys to prison to make license plates, they would come out of the Production Line with the front and back having different numbers, colors, states etc. and they would cost more than the car costs! Let the felons, Perverts and Child Molesters make the plates. They are much smarter than congressmen/women!

  2. This is obviously a fraudulent post. If Frank is in a car heading to Seattle (sitting next to little Buttercup) then how can he be posting stuff on the internet? Unless maybe he has a really long extension cord. And if he’s sitting next to little Buttercup who is doubtlessly encapsulated in an age appropriate child motor vehicle safety unit in the back seat, who’s driving? I tell ya, I don’t like it one bit.

  3. l”ike a reminder to buy a Nuke the Moon shirt. You only have a few more days to order one and make sure you get the size you want.”

    I already ordered mine, thanks again, Frank!

    “It’s like why do we even try; everyone in Congress is so useless. We should just send the lot of them to prison and start over. And if they were forced to make license plates in prison, for many of them it would be the first useful thing they’ve ever done in their entire lives.”

    Wouldn’t Pelosi look great in a stripped prison outfit?

  4. Question: If you’re sitting next to Buttercup, in the car driving to Seattle, and you’re blogging…is Buttercup driving?

    Because, the only other alternative is that you’re sitting in the backseat and Sarah’s driving, but I know that can’t be possible – you’re the man. Men don’t sit in the backseat while the wife drives…not real men.

  5. Sounds like maybe the system is rigged to fail. No matter how hard you try, even if you get, like, a Reagan in there, it’s still only a temporary and futile try.

    Hey, I know, let’s repeal the 17th amendment so maybe this will stop happening, what you say?

  6. The address for the petition is
    http://www.nagr.org/HR308Petition.aspx?pid=1&r=10

    I’m afraid the gun control nightmare I warned you about a few weeks ago is coming true.

    In the wake of the Arizona tragedy, anti-gun groups and politicians have been falling all over themselves to “cash in” with radical new gun control schemes.

    And without your action today, I’m afraid their assault WILL SUCCEED.

    That’s why I’ve drafted up petitions to your Congressman and Senators, urging them to vote NO on the Gun-Grabbers’ Magazine Ban Bill (H.R. 308) — or any other similar bill.

    But before I give you the link, I want you to know just how important this really is.

    If passed, Congresswoman Carolyn McCarthy’s Magazine Ban Bill would outlaw the sale or transfer of firearm magazines with a capacity of more than ten rounds.

    Already own a handgun, rifle or shotgun with a magazine that holds more than ten rounds?

    You’re “legal” for now. But you can’t ever sell it, give it away or pass it down to your kids.

    In fact, Congresswoman McCarthy’s bill would turn widows into instant FELONS if their late husbands possessed a 12-round magazine!

    Of course, all this is bad enough. But it’s not even close to the end of it.

    News reports are that President Obama recently met with House Republicans where he likely made whatever promises he had to in order to pass H.R. 308 with as little publicity as possible.

    His goal is simply to “get the camel’s nose under the tent.”

    Then, once H.R. 308 goes to the Senate, the White House is preparing to launch an all-out WAR on our Second Amendment freedoms!

    Link

  7. Ok ordered the shirt. I could be the guest blogger or you could order DVD’s of my sermons for only a tithe (10%) of what Frank is gigging us for a NTM shirts. My sermons are one size fits all unless of course you have a a British DVD player. Sorry PM Brown.

  8. Seattle? I hope you are driving an eco-friendly Prius with lots of Bush Lied People Died, Wellstone, Imagine Peace etc. pasted on the back of your car. This will keep the envro-terrorists from stripping it down to the bare wheels while you are in your hotel room! Don’t let Buttercup drink any chocolate milk, they will have her with child protective services before your head spins! And DO NOT wear a Nuke The Moon T-Shirt! You will be arrested for Hate Speech and will spend some time with “The Boys” in the county jail!

  9. Frank J “Hey, honey can I please drive?” Sarah K “Shut up numb nuts and post something stupid on your blog and leave the driving to me…and if you ask again I’m going to slap you so hard you will have to unzip your pants to spit!” Frank J “Yes dear…”

  10. Bet you were “slip-slidin’ away” on the pass, Frank. Lots of snow coming down in our mountains for mid-April.

    “Motorists are advised to use caution and carry chains at all times.” Mine are still in the car and judging from the storm hitting the mid-West, so are many others!

  11. Keep in mind that Sarah K is the official heavily armed tee shirt babe.

    If she sez “Ride in the back”, Frank is going to want to do that on a number of levels ranging from self preservation to “give the hot babe whatever she wants”.

  12. She may be heavily armed and all, but a real man would have his women in the back, with their mouths shut so that he could drive and listen to Rush or a manly radio station. Then he could pull into McDonalds and rather than having to hassle with Drive Thru, he would send Sarah K in to get him his lunch and she could take Buttercup with her to change diapers and do all the womanly stuff! Frank could go to the men’s room and then directly back to the car where he could relax and stretch after all the hard driving and such! Then once the driving resumes, Sarah K could like serve him his meal one french fry at a time with just the right amount of Katchup on it! And she could hand him his malt when he’s hungry and wipe his mouth and such when it get’s like sticky! That’s what a real man would like do and everything…

  13. Normally, it only takes a day to drive to Seattle from Boise. But I’ll betcha Frank was slowed down a bit over the Cascades last night. Hope they’re still alive and not in a ditch somewhere. That would be awful!! Fraaaaaaaank!

  14. Got to agree with you Jimmy, Almost Live was one of the funniest shows on TV. We used to get it up here in Anchorage (I believe on Comedy Central) and I tried to never miss an episode. Back then my son was living in Seattle so I could always call him to fill me in on all the local inside jokes like the driving habits of the residents of Ballard. After all ya pay taxes on the whole road don’t ya? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBgIvH0tu6Y

  15. Okay Frank, I bought the shirt. I haven’t worn a printed t-shirt since the mid 90s. I guess I can wear it here in the compound and scare the crap out of the other fogeys older than me for laughs. If they look at me funny I can punch them for laughs. It’s a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.

  16. I think Frank J fell asleep, and Sarah K took a left. You know women can’t drive without directions… Anyway after driving for two days straight they had to go through a checkpoint, and Sarah showed everyone their passports thinking it might be Canada and they were off. Unfortunately, they ended up in Juarez Mexico and I think Frank might be in the Donkey Show! I don’t think being in the Donkey show is probably a good thing in a bar in Juarez, Mexico…expecially being the Gringo of all Gringos! His schedule might be a bit “full” for the next few weeks…

  17. I looked up on mapquest from Boise to Seattle – Via I-84 W it’s 7 hrs 53 mins / 504.74 miles. Let’s see, ussjimmycarter, I’m willing to bet instead of being in Mexico, Frank J. more likely is lost somewhere out in Mount Rainer National Park and Buttercup has been commendeering them out of Bear country.

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