Wisconsin Surprise

Wow, that’s pretty funny what happened in Wisconsin. Since the union thugs were putting all their effort into that election, I was just happy it was close. Still, I thought with just a 204 vote margin that Kloppy-burger person was jumping the gun to give a victory speech.

And then — BOOM! — “Whoops! Just totally forgot about 7000 votes for Prosser.” So from razor thin lead for Kloppy to insurmountable lead of Prosser. And it’s all the more fun because the stupid left thought they won. Nothing like interrupting them with this halfway through their victory dance. The reaction of Michael Moore alone is priceless.

Wouldn’t it be nice if all close elections ended this way? Anyway, here is a reimagining of the 2000 election:

After the stunning photo finish in Florida where Al Gore won the state by just 204 votes, Gore gave his victory speech before an ecstatic cheering crowd, “The American people have spoken! And I am humbled vy the faith you have entrusted in me to be your president. Now, I can barely wait to enact all the ideas I have to help us–”

It was at this point that George W. Bush ran on to stage, interrupting the speech. “They just found 7000 more votes!”

“What?” a clearly befuddled Gore asked.

“Yep! 7000 votes for me in Florida someone just done forgot about. Ain’t it crazy!” Bush faced the now quite silent Gore supporters. “I’m president now, you stupid hippies!” Bush then drew two revolvers and fired them in the air while yelling, “Yee-haw! Let’s start some illegal wars for oil!” He then French-kissed Tipper.

A dejected, tearful Al Gore was later seen stuffing his face with pie.

Or maybe it did happen that way. It was over a decade ago; I barely remember.

14 Comments

  1. The Wisconsin State Motto is Fat, Stupid, Ugly and Drunk, Live the Wisconsin Dream! Here’s to the dream!

    You nailed 2000 as far as I can remember! I didn’t remember Bush slipping Tipper the tongue but I’ll bet she still has a pining for him in her heart! And Silky Pony is preparing for his stay in a Federal facility…he’s going to be the Catcher…not the Pitcher!!!

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