* So, in a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has ordered California to reduce it’s prison population by like 30,000 or so. I guess that’s a big difference between the conservative side of the Supreme Court and the liberal side: the conservative side wants to follow the Constitution, and the liberal side WANTS US ALL MURDERED BY CRIMINALS! You think California was great already with its high unemployment and high taxes, now it’s going to be even better with more felons running around. I think it’s about time to cut our losses and turn Los Angeles into a big prison colony like from Escape from LA. And if we need more room, other cities in California will work too. Just wall them up and make sure no one can get out. You can evacuate the current population first, but it’s not required.
* Biden is talking about running for president in 2016. By then, he should be a lock as he’ll have lots of experience… um, what exactly does he do now? Open his mouth occasionally and embarrass himself? I mean, he did that as Senator, but now he doesn’t have the distraction of voting on bills so it’s his full time job. Anyway, if he doesn’t win the presidency in 2016, he’ll probably just run again in 2018.
* While in Iowa, Tim Pawlenty called for an end to the completely useless ethanol subsidies. Given the venue, that’s a real gutsy move and… zzzzzzzzzzz. Sorry, I know I should give him props, but it’s Pawlenty… talking about corn. It’s just seems so boring.
* Bit of a kerfuffle over Herman Cain not knowing what Palestinian “right of return” is. I mean I don’t know either, but it kinda feels like I should know. Well, I guess all I have to know is that it’s something the Palestinians want then it probably sucks and is stupid. Really, Israel should invite all the Palestinians to the beach and then PUSH THEM INTO THE SEA! Anyway, Herman Cain needs some better answers on foreign affairs since they’re kinda important lately. Or just say this: “Anyone out there who means America harm: YOU’RE GONNA GET CAINED!” I don’t know what that means, but IT’S AWESOME!
* Just so you know, Camping has revised his prediction so that the rapture did happen on the 21st — it was just spiritual or something — and that the world will end October 21st. You might be thinking about saving up bottled water and canned food, but the world supposed to like explode and stuff on October 21st so canned food won’t help you. Anyway, it’s good to know all Christian extremists do is cause silly media events, while Muslim extremists on the other hand…
* No other news I care about; you can write about anything important you think I missed in the comments. Anyway, I’ll leave you with this advice: If you ever say to a woman, “When are you expecting?” and she says, “I’m not pregnant.” A quick recovery is to say, “If you didn’t interrupt me, I was going to say, ‘When are you expecting… to not be so fat anymore?'” Smooth.
I’m just praying for good health for everyone on the Supreme Court (well, not so much the liberals, but whatever) until we get a real, conservative President in office. Then I’m praying for all of the liberal justices to die quickly, preferably painfully, and hopefully in extremely embarassing circumstances.
Just think what the Supreme Court would be like if we had 9 copies of Scalia.
No-one can fault Cain for not understanding the Palestinian Right of Return – it’s extremely complicated. First, they need an original receipt, and the return must be made within 30 days, or ten days if it was a sale item, and the return is good only for an exchange of the same goods if available, or store credit if unavailable, minus sales taxes, and it is not valid on electronics if removed from the packaging (if it doesn’t work, then they must pursue the manufacturer’s warranty, if any, and not the store’s return policy), and there is no return on seasonal items or clothing if the tags have been removed, or on “clearance” items marked “as is,” even if it was a gift from someone with no sense and no taste, and . . .
“But it’s Pawlenty…talking about corn.”
LOL, Ernie and Crabby. There certainly isn’t any shortage of corn here! Maybe we’re all in a good mood because the Rapture actually happened and we all flunked, qualifying us for five months of “overtime.”
I’m reading The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis. Screwtape constantly reminds his nephew demon that he should never argue with his “patient” because the “patient” will triumph with reason and rationality. Rather demons should always remember that it is their job to muddle, to spew propaganda, and to confuse the human mind.
I’m not calling liberalism Satan, I’m not even calling it communism, but liberalism is the demon tempting America’s soul. And it’s winning!
Marco – The Screwtape Letters are awesome!
In other news Did you hear that Obama’s limo got stuck on the road in Ireland? I thought Republicans drove the car into the ditch and he was getting it all out and such and then he get’s it stuck because it’s a government car and it weighs like 100 tons and hit’s a small bump in the road and bottoms out…kind of like his Presidency!
Everyone should sell all their stuff. Everything and send all their money either to Camping or to me! I will take good care of it during and after the 21st of October at which time I plan to move and change my name to Ben Dover and I will not be leaving a forwarding address. Let me know if you sell everything and wish to donate proceeds to your old pal ussjimmycarter! Thanks!
I can’t wait to see what Ghatsly outfit Muchelle has saved for the Queen…shutter….
1. More reason to induce the San Andreas fault into separating Commiefornistan from the CONUS. We’ll send in Snake Plissken to extract the non-liberals who get trapped there.
2. Awesomely subtle.
3. T-Paw needs to be more flashy to get attention. He should get a dollar-sign suit like that free money from the government guy!
4. I’m re-envisioning the scene in “300”, but with Jews instead of Spartans. ROFLCOPTER!
5. What, you’re still down there?
6. You should never, never ask a woman when she’s expecting. Rookie mistake.
Marko… according to Joy Behar you are reading a children’s book. Lewis wrote other children’s books too, like The Problem of Pain. You should be reading adult books like Dreams of my Father, Rules for Radicals, Cat in the Hat, and other adult liberal material.
Harold Camping better be careful. He might get Janet Reno and a tank at his front door. If he was a violent muslim it would be okay.
Good thing with all those thugs getting set loose California has CCW and Castle laws…oh never mind. Their screwed.
Oh yeah, the ‘right of return’…it’s what the Mexicans are exercising with the collusion of the Democratic Party to justify their illegal entry to the US.
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I never, ever ask a woman if she’s expecting, but thanks for the advice should I go completely mad. My corollary to this is that I never, ever try to compliment a woman on how young she looks. This compliment will never, ever come out right, and she will take offense.
You can’t put all of the blame on the California Supreme Court. The citizens of the fuzzy bear state refuse to spend money on anything not related to civil servant pay, benefits and retirement, hence, there is a lack of prison space. If they could figgur a way to enrich SEIU while building prisons, the problem would be solved.
The Right of Return is CAIN’s “Bush Doctine” moment. No one else knows what the heck the Right of Return is, but anyone with the weakest of intellects can grasp exactly how he feels regarding the security of Israel.
Camping is a nob. In his day, Moses was able to plead mercy — face to face with God — for the nation of Israel. I know Moses, and Camping is no Moses.
Why do I get the feeling that the inside of Biden’s head looks like a Dali painting? Not only is there stuff lying around scattered all over the place, but also each bit of that stuff is bizarro in its own way.
I learned the danger and power of inanity from The Screwtape Letters. To that extent, socialists and commies have learned well.
“So, in a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has ordered California to reduce it’s prison population by like 30,000 or so. I guess that’s a big difference between the conservative side of the Supreme Court and the liberal side: the conservative side wants to follow the Constitution, and the liberal side WANTS US ALL MURDERED BY CRIMINALS! ”
Couldn’t happen to better people.
“biden is talking about running for president in 2016.”
How does he run with his feet in his mouth?
Of course it’s a child’s book, Stormie! Lewis had the nerve to suggest that collectivism is, intentionally and unintentionally, a tool of The Jerk Below as anything that causes defects in human society leads to separation from goodness.
“Bit of a kerfuffle over Herman Cain not knowing what Palestinian “right of return” is. I mean I don’t know either, but it kinda feels like I should know.”
Let me explain. To understand the Palestinian “right of return,” picture the house that your grandfather used to live in years ago. Of course, he sold that house to someone else, and maybe they have since sold it to someone else since then. Well, the Palestinian “right of return” pretty much says, “My grandfather used to own that house many years ago, so I want to kick out the people that currently rightfully own it and move back in it and it will be mine.” Yes, it’s really that stupid. And I, for one, am glad that Herman Cain doesn’t burden himself with stupid things.
This whole california lowering its prision population thing would be so much easier if they still had the death penalty.
My wife once asked someone when they were due, She got the classic response: “Lady I’m a Man.”
My new strategy for the End times:
Claim I know the day, somewhat in the near future.
Ask for donations to get the word out, while I claim to pray for mercy.
As day approaches, whip up as much media frenzy as possible.
After day passes, claim God heard my prayers and granted us a bit more time.
PROFIT!! or should I say Prophet!!
Repeat
hwuu:
That’s exactly why Mr.Camping is the ‘Christian’ AlGore.
1)Prophecy Catastrophy
2)Sell Indulgences
3)Profit
4)Adjust Expiration Date
4a) Get “Chackras Adjusted”
5)Repeat
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You are one smoooooth ladies’ man , Frank.
Are you the guy who got 2 black eyes at church?
You could always follow up the “are you expecting” with “well that’s ok, gals at your age start putting on a few pounds anyway”! That will get out of trouble everytime, Frank J!
So scientists (figures) are recommending that they put Lithium in public water supplies to cut down on depression! Now there’s an idea who’s time has come! The Zombie Apocolypse has truly arrived. How about a little LSD or some Demerol just so we can all feel a little better…
what has been omitted from all the reporting of camping’s predictions is WHY he thinks we’re in the final days. if anyone had bothered to listen to his radio podcasts, they would have learned that it’s the fact that gay citizens have gained some legal rights that we are all headed to bathe in molten lava in october. he’s the bay area’s own little fred phelps.
Only take one wrong guess to make you a false prophet. You didn’t see Elijah asking for do-overs.
#4 – MarcoMancuso,
If you like The Screwtape Letters, you should check out C.S. Lewis’ follow-up, Screwtape Proposes a Toast.
Lewis was way more of a prophet than Camping.
“Democracy is the word with which you must lead them by the nose.”
http://screwtapeblogs.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/screwtape-proposes-a-toast/ (read on-line)