lolterizt! Part 132

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

CAN I HAZ INTERWEBZ?!

It’s a new Crowder video in which he tries to explain why Net Neutrality is bad to hipsters:

Love the little conversation about hospitals at the very end.

2012 campaign slogans

The campaign for the White House is underway. Or hadn’t you noticed? No? Trust me, it’s started.

You’ll be hearing all the campaign slogans from all the campaigns soon. If they can come up with some.

I’ve thrown in with the campaign of fellow Georgian Herman Cain, because he’s the most conservative of the candidates. Not a fan of that whole “Fair Tax” thing, but as for common principles, his most align with mine.

But the Cain campaign doesn’t really have a slogan. Not that I can tell, anyway. You got a bunch of the “woo-hoo” crowd telling out things like “Yes we Cain!” during the pauses in the candidate’s speeches, but not a lot more than that.

No “Change we can believe in” or “Hope and change” or any of those greatest hits from 2008.

Perhaps a candidate can win by actually taking good positions and spelling out a plan, but really, this is the nation that elected Barack Obama. Those kind of short attention span people are going to need something clever to get or keep their attention long enough to mark their ballots.

And that’s where you come in.

Help come up with some slogans for the candidates. I’ll start:

Herman Cain
He delivers!

Doesn’t understand “right of return” or any of the rest of the nonsense the Palestinians are spouting off about.

Ron Paul
Not as crazy as Harold Camping, but close!

Chris Christie
Not really a conservative, but not really running for president, either.

Sarah Palin
Go ahead. Nominate me. That’ll piss ’em off, you betcha!

Barack Obama
Not done embarrassing America yet!

Okay, these are lame. I’m sure you can do much better. Have at it.

Frank Reads the News

* So, in a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has ordered California to reduce it’s prison population by like 30,000 or so. I guess that’s a big difference between the conservative side of the Supreme Court and the liberal side: the conservative side wants to follow the Constitution, and the liberal side WANTS US ALL MURDERED BY CRIMINALS! You think California was great already with its high unemployment and high taxes, now it’s going to be even better with more felons running around. I think it’s about time to cut our losses and turn Los Angeles into a big prison colony like from Escape from LA. And if we need more room, other cities in California will work too. Just wall them up and make sure no one can get out. You can evacuate the current population first, but it’s not required.

* Biden is talking about running for president in 2016. By then, he should be a lock as he’ll have lots of experience… um, what exactly does he do now? Open his mouth occasionally and embarrass himself? I mean, he did that as Senator, but now he doesn’t have the distraction of voting on bills so it’s his full time job. Anyway, if he doesn’t win the presidency in 2016, he’ll probably just run again in 2018.

* While in Iowa, Tim Pawlenty called for an end to the completely useless ethanol subsidies. Given the venue, that’s a real gutsy move and… zzzzzzzzzzz. Sorry, I know I should give him props, but it’s Pawlenty… talking about corn. It’s just seems so boring.

* Bit of a kerfuffle over Herman Cain not knowing what Palestinian “right of return” is. I mean I don’t know either, but it kinda feels like I should know. Well, I guess all I have to know is that it’s something the Palestinians want then it probably sucks and is stupid. Really, Israel should invite all the Palestinians to the beach and then PUSH THEM INTO THE SEA! Anyway, Herman Cain needs some better answers on foreign affairs since they’re kinda important lately. Or just say this: “Anyone out there who means America harm: YOU’RE GONNA GET CAINED!” I don’t know what that means, but IT’S AWESOME!

* Just so you know, Camping has revised his prediction so that the rapture did happen on the 21st — it was just spiritual or something — and that the world will end October 21st. You might be thinking about saving up bottled water and canned food, but the world supposed to like explode and stuff on October 21st so canned food won’t help you. Anyway, it’s good to know all Christian extremists do is cause silly media events, while Muslim extremists on the other hand…

* No other news I care about; you can write about anything important you think I missed in the comments. Anyway, I’ll leave you with this advice: If you ever say to a woman, “When are you expecting?” and she says, “I’m not pregnant.” A quick recovery is to say, “If you didn’t interrupt me, I was going to say, ‘When are you expecting… to not be so fat anymore?'” Smooth.

Random Thoughts

New Pawlenty 2012 slogan: “It’s either me or Romney.”

You can use dental floss as a garrote when murdering a goldfish.

I forget who Cain was in the Bible; was he the one who lied about chopping down the cherry tree?

Gingrich is touting his status as an outsider, but being an outsider to conservatism isn’t really helpful in a GOP primary.