You’ve seen the fakes. But we have the real thing.
This is confirmed as a picture of Osama Bin Laden, taken just hours after his death.
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Archive of entries posted on 4th May 2011
Treatment of Illegal Immigrants We Should All Condemn
Now, there are a lot of extreme feelings on the subject of illegal immigration, as it’s very insulting that people think they can just ignore the laws of this country and just come in here and they please and expect to be treated as citizens. Still, we can’t go overboard in our anger against illegal immigrants and lose all our humanity in our treatment. That’s why I think everyone should come together and condemn Mayor Bloomberg and the sick things he wants to do to illegal immigrants.
I mean, the worst thing I’ve ever suggested to do to illegal immigrants is send them to Mexico, but he wants to send them to Detroit. Hey, you weird little dwarf, they’re people too. They may have made some mistakes, but they’re still human beings. You make me sick.
Who Gets Credit?
There has been some debate over how much credit President Obama — who ultimately pulled the trigger — should get for killing Osama bin Laden versus Bush who set up all the methods of the war on terror that Obama ultimately followed. Let’s do a scorecard!
Now, Obama definitely gets some credit. He okayed the operation which could have ended very poorly considering they were going into Pakistan without permission. He also apparently insisted on getting people there on the ground and not just bombing the compound to make sure we could get confirmation that Osama was killed. So at least two really good points in his favor.
As for Bush’s credit, it looks like the information used to find Osama was obtained from someone held at Guantanamo. Also, it looks likely that the information was obtained by “enhanced interrogation techniques” — as Leon Panetta tellingly won’t deny that it was. And the big break in finding Osama may have been obtained by someone captured in Iraq. And, finally, the people who ultimately killed Osama were THE DICK CHENEY ASSASSINATION SQUAD!
So, adding that all up it is:
Obama 2, Bush 4
And I’m being pretty generous to Obama since I’m not deducting points for being against Gitmo, against waterboarding, and against going into Iraq. I don’t know if Obama was against the Dick Cheney Assassination Squad, but even if someone is super liberal, it’s hard to imagine him being against something so awesome! I also guess that’s why they won’t release video of the raid on the compound, because seeing Osama taken out by guys riding dinosaurs and armed with laser cannons would be a sight too awesome for a civilian to handle.
Random Thoughts
Obama deserves some credit, but it’s a little much he’s giving himself the $25 million bounty on Osama.
Someone called my joke about Obama getting the Osama bounty racist. It’s like a weird form of Tourettes for these people.
The word “fascist” eventually devolved to just mean “something I don’t like.” The same seems to be happening with “racist.”
Obama better get a bump in the polls or he’ll start to think actual accomplishments aren’t worth the effort.
Osama’s death means we can end our war in Afghanistan and start a new one in Pakistan.
I have the sweetest little girl.
I don’t deny that racism exists, I deny that the left actually cares about racism outside of an opportunity for political posturing.
Know who feels the absolute worst right now about how terrorists were waterboarded? Osama bin Laden.