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Reader Lee sent me a link with this picture:

Never forgets... to kill!

Does seem like another attempt at the idea behind a dinosaur with a rocket launcher on it. The elephant is one of the most dinosaur like of the mammals — right next to the rhinoceros and the hippopotamus — and the current largest extant land animal (since we don’t have dinosaurs), so I guess it works in a pinch. I believe Hannibal actually used the dinosaur with rocket launcher concept when he led elephants to attack Rome. I don’t know if history recorded how that turned out.

Anyway, working with elephants does seem like a good start while we’re perfecting genetically resurrecting dinosaurs. If we want to get America out of the slump its in, we have to dream big — dinosaurs with rocket launchers big.

I don’t really get what’s happening with our country’s budget. Paul Ryan’s budget was voted down by the Senate 57 to 40. But Obama’s budget was voted down 97 to 0 because it was just so awful not even the Democrats could vote for it. So I guess we have no budget. The Democrats probably prefer that so they can just spend crazy.

I don’t know what we can do. We’re pass the point we just need to throw out of office all the people crazy spending our money; we need to like arrest them and put them in prison for this offense. They’re destroying the country and pointlessly spending all our hard earned money and don’t even care, so they should totally be in prison because then they would care. And while in prison, we should give them a hammer and point at some larger rocks and say, “Make those into smaller rocks.” And if they ask why, we can admit, “We don’t really need either the large rocks or the small rocks, but up in the guard tower is a guy with a rifle so just do it.”

Of course, Congress would have to pass the law saying that overspending legislators should go to jail, and they’re probably not going to do that. Still, I think it’s a movement worth pursuing. If any presidential candidate supports jail time for over-spending politicians, he will get full IMAO support. That means like a post with a stick figure drawing in it. That’s pretty cool, so think about it presidential candidates. Also, full IMAO support can be purchased for $50,000.