I don’t really get what’s happening with our country’s budget. Paul Ryan’s budget was voted down by the Senate 57 to 40. But Obama’s budget was voted down 97 to 0 because it was just so awful not even the Democrats could vote for it. So I guess we have no budget. The Democrats probably prefer that so they can just spend crazy.
I don’t know what we can do. We’re pass the point we just need to throw out of office all the people crazy spending our money; we need to like arrest them and put them in prison for this offense. They’re destroying the country and pointlessly spending all our hard earned money and don’t even care, so they should totally be in prison because then they would care. And while in prison, we should give them a hammer and point at some larger rocks and say, “Make those into smaller rocks.” And if they ask why, we can admit, “We don’t really need either the large rocks or the small rocks, but up in the guard tower is a guy with a rifle so just do it.”
Of course, Congress would have to pass the law saying that overspending legislators should go to jail, and they’re probably not going to do that. Still, I think it’s a movement worth pursuing. If any presidential candidate supports jail time for over-spending politicians, he will get full IMAO support. That means like a post with a stick figure drawing in it. That’s pretty cool, so think about it presidential candidates. Also, full IMAO support can be purchased for $50,000.
Full commentors support can be purchased for $100,000! I mean nobody comes here to read Frank J. Just the comments right? And if you guys don’t pay up we will savage you and your election chances are over! Muwhahahahahah!!! Starting with Muchelle! Love the hair do!
They can pretend turning big rocks into little rocks is like turning big spending into little spending.
Five Republicans voted against Ryan’s budget. I could say something along the lines of who gets to be first against the wall when the revolution comes, but that would be mean and against all principles of the new tone. Instead, I’ll channel Capt. Renault, “Round up the usual suspects.” Then put them in jail. You see, their dirt is in Boss Keane’s ditch. And I’m the Man with No Eyes.
Little rocks are more useful than spendthrift legislators.
Only $50,000, Frank?
How about announcing your 2016 candidacy now and have a series of campaign breakfasts were you serve bacon and pancakes and hash brown potatoes and accept contributions.
Never mind, I think I’m just hungry. Oooooh. A full pack of bacon in the fridge…. The maple kind. 🙂
Bad Frank-
Selling out for only $50K?
Be sure to get the payment in euros or gold so your bribe will get you a cup of coffee by the time the election rolls around.
Looks like they took a page out of my playbook: Don’t budget, fudge it.
And what’s the deal? I can buy full IMAO support for a cool 50k, but I can’t get an IMAO Nuke the Moon t-shirt at any price!
Seriously, only “Jail Time for Over-Spending Legislators” ??
How about public hangings? That’s sure to cure the “it’s not your money” snots. Oh, and while we’re at it, let’s hang-up the “it takes a village” people in our public schools.
I know just where to house these criminals. Up here in Alaska we have a chain of islands. They are called the Aleutian Islands. Way out nearly at the end of this chain of islands is Shemya Island. I know I’ve mentioned this place before but I believe it’s worth mentioning again. It’s a treeless, wind blown, cheerless, miserable, scabrous place with nearly constant rain and overcast. It once housed an air base. The people stationed there used to have a saying…”It isn’t the end of the world…but you can see it from here.” They were absolutely correct because on a rare clear day you can see the last island in the chain from Shemya…Attu. I suggest we send them to Attu for the rest of their lives.
Vince Flynn’s first novel, “Term Limits” addressed this very situation in a very extreme way. Extreme situations call for extreme measures. I’m not saying anything, I’m just saying…
Sorry; wow, that didn’t work… Anyway, “Term Limits” was a good book…
$50K? Hell I would sell out if they just let me keep what I have earned. They don’t even need to pay me.
@Jimmy: Dang you, dang you and your maple bacon! I am gaining weight thinking about it! If moochele comes to my house, I will haunt you!
If you put politicians in jail, they will expect to be fed like the rest of the parasites that infest our prisons. Stack them up, strap them to a nuke, and bam! to the moon!!
democrats have never met a tax they didn’t like, especially the ones that don’t apply to them. democrats should pay all taxes.
So the brother of the worlds biggest traitor, little peter fonda, says barry is a traitor and has called for barry’s execution. There is hope for the mentally deranged yet!
The senate cut spending by voting 0-97 for the president’s budget. They voted to dramatically increase spending by not voting for any budget.
Why can’t we send in the army and have them occupy the enemy ground?
Plenty: The maple kind – in all fairness to Rachel Lucas.
RESPONSIBLE ADULT: “We don’t really need either the large rocks or the small rocks, but up in the guard tower is a guy with a rifle so just do it.”
DEMOCRAT LEGISLATOR: “Rifle?? OMG!!” [wets self]
Why do they have to turn big rocks into little rocks? For “their own good,” of course. That’s their standard excuse for overstepping their Constitutional powers on an everyday basis.
let’s just do a budget alphabetically. Each department submits what they want to spend and when we reach the end of the money we cut off spending. Department of Defence comes before Health and Human Services.
Make mud bricks we’re gonna need alot more Adobe Walls.
Screw jail, that just continues their long tradition of costing the taxpayers money. Since we are constantly being urged to be all politcally correct and culturally sensitive and celebratory towards diversity and stuff, I say we adopt the custom of our misunderstood Muslim brethren (peace be upon them) and chop off the hands of the legislative thieves who are spending our great-grandchildren’s money to bribe the unions to get them another term in office. Then, when they are reduced to begging on the streets, we can amuse ourselves by throwing food at their open mouths. First-termers might get peanuts and M & Ms thrown at them; multi-termers would get messier foods so that everyone can point and laugh even after the throwing is done; and Barbara Boxer would have to eat medical waste. Let the punishment fit the crime . . .
Plenty, I got plenty of bacon left if you want some. And Herman Cain pizza!! And some really good Belgian-style ale. Holy socks, is it time to eat again?