The radical jihadist who threatened the lives of the South Park creators was an ’08 Obama volunteer. Well of course he was. Ever notice how the left keeps accusing the Tea Party of this violence that never occurs, and yet Obama supporters seem to be full of dangerous psychos? Getting really enthused about the empty suit Obama is not something a mentally balanced person does. I mean, “Obama will save us!” is just a few steps away from “Murder the infidels!” because they’re both based on blind, poorly-placed faith.

So are all jihadists big Obama supporters? Probably. I just hope the FBI is keeping tabs on any Obama rallies. Cheering on Obama when we have 9% unemployment and spiraling debt is pretty much the same as cheering on the destruction of America.

So Ahmadinejad is accusing Europe of using high tech equipment to steal Iran’s rain. First off, you think someone wants to steal your rain? And you think Europe is behind it? I mean, it would make at least some sense if you said Dick Cheney was behind it. I mean, this is like North Korean crazy; I think your people have to be much more isolated before you spout nonsense like that.

And it’s not the only crazy thing Ahmadinejad has accused the West of doing:

OTHER CRAZY THING AHMADINEJAD HAS ACCUSED THE WEST OF

* Adding secret chemical to water supply that is causing squirrels to become larger.

* Stealing all his underwear for big business profit scheme.

* Moving TV shows two minutes off their regular time slot so that they get cut off by the DVR.

* Having the CIA train cats to stare at him and creep him out.

* Stealing most of his blue M&Ms.

* Having secret agents follow him and point and laugh at him whenever he isn’t looking.

* Murdering all his goldfish.

* Sending people into his bedroom at night to shave his beard and make it look all scruffy.

* Changing the formula for tin foil so it no longer blocks mind rays.

* Converting all of Iran’s pigeons to the Judaism.

But don’t worry; when Ahmadinejad get nuclear weapons, he’s going to use them responsibly.