Unemployment is up, deficit is out of control, French people are trying to rape us, world is ending Saturday – get your act together, Obama!
Jesus said that even the angels in Heaven don’t know the time when the end comes, but He said nothing about talk radio.
When Herman Cain makes a devastating point against a rival in a debate, he should shout, “YOU’VE BEEN CAINED!”
Rapture or not, you can go at anytime without any notice. It happens to people every day.
So who are the “serious” GOP candidates right now? Just Pawlenty and Romney?
A French dog just tried to rape my German Shepherd! Thankfully, my dog’s German instincts took over; she swept around the French flank and captured Paris.
Well, if the angels in Heaven don’t know, how the hell are we supposed to know?
Are we supposed to use some hidden code and fancy math tricks? Hey!! Herman Cain has a degree in math! Maybe he could help. And his last name is CAIN! Whoa.
If Romney is one of the GOP leaders then we are doomed! The rapture (which doesn’t exist in Scripture, by the way) will come on November 5th! If TPAW is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
When Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann jump into the race then we shall have two Conservative kick ass candidates who will pull Obama’s pants down, give him a Nuclear Wedgie and hang him up on a tree!
Frank, I think CAIN is pretty serious. I suggest we use all caps from now on to signify that.
Oh, and get with the program, Frank. Basil’s waiting. Or are you holding out for RON PAUL!!11!!1!! ?
Well, Jimmy, remember that Frank didn’t get around to endorsing Formerly Federalist Fred until December.
As voter I want:
*Welfare state to go bankrupt even sooner then expected.
*I like to be felt up and watch my loved ones be felt up by govt employees (GED’s certified! (Government Employment Diploma)) each time I fly.
*Open ended illegal wars that Congress doesn’t even vote on.
*Gitmo open and more troops in the middle east.
*The Treasury to raid govt employees pensions to fund their green job cronyism.
Obviously I will be voting Obama in 2012. For people in my camp Obama is like a Regan/Putin/Hu Jintao lab hybrid. Each day more of my long held policy dreams come true! DC is the like Disney world of Politics!
Obama 2012!!! wooo wooo
Seriously though, ive been enjoying reading this fella
http://www.ronreplogle.com/2011/05/administration-subterfuge.html
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I think he should do this any time he makes a minor point in a debate.
CAIN!
I’m serious. He’s serious. This is serious! We should be raising CAIN.
CAIN is raising CAIN (that’s a new one).
And Marko, “Formerly Federalist Fred” should endorse him. Unless Fred’s fire is out. Oh.
But is Mr Cain a Citizen?
Seriously there are so many humorous tie ins with Mr Cain right now for a joke about a black and white movie called Citizen Cain.
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Also, Andrew Sullivan is demanding seaman samples from Mr Cain. ( I assume for some sort of test like he wanted from Palin, although he did insist it was useless if he didn’t get it before the weekend??)
Macho Man Randy Savage got raptured.
After taking a good look at the Republicans out there, Herman Ca9in appearsto be the most fit to face punch a hippie in his dumb monkey face.
He better have his fists ready. There are lot of dumb hippies needing a good face punch to their dumb monkey faces.
An oddball Christian group makes a weird claim about the rapture, and all of Christianity is bashed and comdemned. A bunch of Muslims, backed by thousands of Muslims, fly airliners into buildings and kill thousands and we are told to be understanding. Got it.
So is Herman’s campaign slogan going to be, “Cain is Able?”
All kidding aside, I share Basil’s enthusiasm for CAIN. The guy stands up there, speaking off the cuff, and says what I’m thinking. So far, he speaks for me. And no, he doesn’t have to pass a litmus test of issues, and I don’t care if he makes an occasional gaff on the stump!! What I saw in him the other day was enough to make all the other “candidates” look like mealy-mouthed RINO weenies. If you can’t get the fundamental issues correct, get out of the race, Romney! CAIN has a BRAIN!
His “Leader, not a reader” quip was a hit with the crowd.
Maybe we’ll have a campaign slogan contest.
Yeah. Be saving up, okay?
“Rapture or not, you can go at anytime without any notice. It happens to people every day.” That’s for certain!
Good gosh, Marko. Your German Shepherd versus France is some serious overkill.
Here’s my beef of the moment. When Gingrich criticized Ryan, that chucklehead Krauthammer invoked Reagan’s dictum of never criticizing a fellow Republican. That would be the same chucklehead Krauthammer who has laid into conservatives such as Palin, and especially CAIN. At one time, I used to think Krauthammer was O.K., but that was before I read IMAO.
I got raptured over the weekend.
Well, I got better.
“Rapture or not, you can go at anytime without any notice. It happens to people every day.”
Thanks for reminding me Frank. Now I have that to worry about too.
Publicly CAIN Sasquatch’s husband!!
If you mess with us, we hit you with our CAIN.
CAIN!!!11!!111
@ussjimmycarter: Hate crime alert! Sorry, uss, but you may NOT make any reference to hanging That One from a tree, by his underwear or otherwise. The National Association for the Advancement of Crybaby Polititicians will go on Full Red Alert and condemn the entire right wing – libertarians, Republicans, moderate conservatives, RINOs, and Tea Partiers – as the racist lynch mob that we obviously really are. Forcing “Uncle Tom” Cain to dance to our evil tune just proves it.
USSJC-Rapture is the latin for Harpazo, which means to be caught away. It would be way cooler to be Harpazoed to meet Jesus in the air than that silly old overused latin word.
Basil-I’m dissapointed that you didn’t ask about Chuck Norris as a running mate so I played a Chuck montage during my sermon on Sunday.
I do by clerical proclamation declair from henceforth we shall use CAIN to honor our 45th president.
“So who are the “serious” GOP candidates right now? Just Pawlenty and Romney?”
Yes, because – as we all know – the left-wing media uses the term “serious” to describe candidates they’d like Obama to run against because there’s no chance they can win. So, Romney is really the most “serious” candidate.