So Obama is trying to tell Israel where their borders should be — saying they should be back where they were at 1967 — which seems disingenuous since he’s never really been that concerned with America’s borders.
AMERICAN PEOPLE: “Here’s the border to the U.S. — which no one disputes — so do you think you could enforce it as a border?”
OBAMA: “No, I don’t want to do that.”
AMERICAN PEOPLE: “Well, could we then enforce it in our own states?”
OBAMA: “No, I’ll sue you if you do that.”
AMERICAN PEOPLE: “You’re kind of a jerk.”
OBAMA: “You’re the jerks! By the way, I need all your money, but I can’t tell you what it’s for.”
Of course, Israel is like, “Who cares what you say?” Which is basically all of America’s attitude towards Obama lately. We’re all like, “What are you even doing on TV again? Why do you think people want to see that? We want to watch Dancing with the Stars, not you. So get off of there. Go play golf or something. Just stay out of our hair; we have a country to fix here. Whatever you do, don’t try to make any laws. You’re really lousy at that. And don’t spend any money. Just stop that. On second though, why don’t you get sit in the corner so we can keep an eye on you and make sure you’re not spending any money. And don’t move. Well, I guess you can fidget; that doesn’t hurt anyone. We just don’t want to see any — you know — money spending motions. Like a check writing motion. No, stop crying; crying is not going to help. We’re not going to let you out of the corner sooner because you’re crying. Okay! Okay! Just stop it; you can go play golf!” We’re totally all like that.
Anyway, I think we should send Obama back to where he was in 1967: Indonesia.*
* I don’t actually know if 1967 was one of the years he was in Indonesia, but it’s a solid line.
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