Israel should put its borders wherever it feels it has the military might to defend it. They can have the whole Middle East for all I care.
If I bought an old house and heard a voice say, “GET OUT!” I’d run. Run even faster if the voice said, “STAY HERE!”
Obama has vowed to deport any Mexicans illegally crossing Israel’s 1967 borders.
Gingrich is kinda dumb when you compare him to other people.
Kinda expected The Office finale to tell us who the new boss would be.
Judging by the actions of pets, no animal worries about knocking stuff over in the wild.
Israel should return to its 1967 borders. July, 1967.
If you want us to stop knocking stuff over then stop putting it back where it was.
I agree. Israel should start nuking…then pushing forward when the nuke smoke clears…then nuking and pushing forward when the nuke smoke clears and repeat until they reach like China or something… That would be awesome!
I wonder if there’s justice in the wild. If yes, then I assume trees fall over on cats who try to use them like just another drape.
“Kinda expected The Office finale to tell us who the new boss would be.”
Jim Carey. I didn’t think that was a secret, though…
Gingrich is very much a condescending, paternalistic know-it-all who suffers from occasional bouts of hubris mouth and chicken schistosomiasis.
I’m hoping that Todd from Outsourced is the new manager on The Office; then I don’t have to go into complete withdrawl from that show. NBC sucks.
This just in: The Arapahoe and Cheyenne Indains told Obama that the United States should return to its 1790 borders.
Oh Noes!!!! according to #7 my house is in a illegal settlement in occupied territory.
The French just called and are saying they were like totally jobbed on the Louisianna purchase and they want their land back so we need to pull our borders back to probably around 1776 or we are going to war! With the French! Sacre Blu!
Canada called and they are saying we need to pull our borders back by 1,000 miles. I’m now a Kanuck! Help! We are stranded up here in Minnesota? Are you dumb asses going to come get us or like what? We are in occupied territory and I don’t want to live around a bunch of women that speak French and don’t shave their legs or arm pits. AHHHHHHH!
Hawaii called, they want their island back to it’s 1959 borders….
actually there are people who say it was never a state to begin with…hmmmmmmm
Free Hawaii and all it’s citizens!!!
Learn the language of your new home, Jimmy, it’s not “AHHHHHHHH!”,
it’s “EHHHH?”
Isreal should move it’s borders to the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, and Artic oceans. Solve alot of problems.
Animals tend to knock over whatever is their way. Juist watch any cat, dog, or Godzilla.
Can we deport Obama to Mexico over the Isreali border”
Russia would call and try to reclaim Alaska, but they were held off by Palin.
My dog is a Lab, and Labs have super muscular tails that can sweep even telephone books, small anvils and the occasional French person off of coffee tables. It’s a little known fact that in the wild, Labs knock their prey out with their tails, kinda like Godzilla without the fire-breathing.
Gingrich is kinda dumb when you compare him to
other peoplea fence post; however, to his credit, he is smarter than a bag of hammers. (Fixed it for me.)YAY, we finally rid ourselves of Minnesota and stuck it to canada at the same time.
I guess since USSJC is now a canadian, we have to call him HMSJC and talk aboot him eh!
So Sasquatch wants to fire Ronald McDonald, why do the obamas hate homosexuals? Why hasn’t gingrich come out in support of her action?
My dog is a German Shepherd with super muscular ears that can hear the word “treat” whispered from five hundred yards away!
My dog just heard you type “treat”.
Isreal should negotiate with Jordan about repatriating the Palestinians to the East bank. They should round them up and give the nice ones a bus ticket, but any that scream KILLLL JOOOOOS!!!!!! get loaded in the
MexiTransJordan-cannon.“Kinda expected The Office finale to tell us who the new boss would be.”
It’s Katy Couric. They’ve tried her everywhere else and she’s failed miserably every time, and Hollywood types always promote failure over success.
@hwuu: That was good. And quick.
So like what’s the plan for gettin’ us out of this hell up here eh? All they do is bugger fat girls and play some sport with a think called a rock and for some reason it’s called “curling” eh? So, give me plenty of time before the rescue team that I’m sure IMAO has sent and I will be ready to go. Ok, eh?
I think a Moose peeked in my window today, but it was just a French woman from Toronto who had a mustache! Help, eh?
Take my wife, please- What Henny Youngman said
Take my wife, please- What Barack Obama heard
Obama has hated Jews ever since.
We’re ready to go back to the 1835 borders in Texas. That would let us solve our border seceurity problem. “Come and take it.” What a great republic motto
Judging by the actions of pets, no animal worries about knocking stuff over in the wild……….nor should they.
We could offer a land swap for Israel – Delaware.
The 2 patches of real estate are about the same size, heck, they even have a similar shape.
Our good friends and allies, the Israelis, would be just up the road a piece from the District of Columbia, with all their guns, planes, tanks and undisclosed and never admitted to nuclear arsenal just waiting to be called on when needed.
That would make all the politicians and bureaucrats in DC feel all safe and secure I’m sure.
All the folks currently living in Delaware would of course have to move to Palestine to make room, but what’s a little inconvenience for the sake of world peace?
Who knew? There was an Elfquest comic, and it started back in ’78 or so. The entire run can be found at Elfquest.com and is free for all. Not likely that I will be catching up on all 65 hundred pages but there does seem to be a lot of sci-fi and fantasy fans that read Frank’s stuff.