Didn’t really have time to read the news yesterday and find stuff to blog about, so I’ll just scan it now and write down my thoughts:
* Romney does not like Obamacare. He will repeal it if he’s president. But he really likes his Romneycare which was exactly like Obamacare but only in Massachusetts. This makes me antsy about supporting Romney… probably because he’s Mormon.
* Osama bin Laden sent out a memo saying not to waste time trying to kill Vice President Biden because no one cares about him. My fear if I were Biden would be that if I did get assassinated, it would take like a week until anybody noticed… which would just be even more pathetic. So I’d bring coffee to the office everyday, because then people would notice right away because they’d be like, “Where’s that coffee we usually get?” Then they’d find out right away I’d been assassinated and be like, “Now who will get us coffee? Bin Laden is a jerk.”
* The U.S is interviewing three of bin Laden’s wives, and they’re reportedly “hostile” to us. Why? What did we do?
* If you want a Navy SEAL action figure of Obama, here it is. I guess an action figure for what he actually did would be a little boring. Basically, you’d ask the figure, “Do you want to get bin Laden?” Then you’d pull the string, and hours later the figure would answer, “Yeah, I guess.” And if I get a President Obama action figure, I want it to have a removable bucket for his head (CAUTION: Bucket is hard to remove).
* Something like 80% of people approved of Obama taking out Osama (which seems kind of low, actually), but Ron Paul has decided to go after that other 20% since… you know… he’s a serious presidential candidate. He said he would not have approved that raid… I guess because it wasn’t backed by gold. RON PAUL!
* Hey, they should do a Ron Paul action figure! You ask it, “Do you want to get bin Laden?” Then you pull the string and it says, “Talking action figures are not in the Constitution!”
* Here’s Pomplamoose covering the Angry Birds theme:
I guess I’m out of things to talk about.