Now, there are a lot of extreme feelings on the subject of illegal immigration, as it’s very insulting that people think they can just ignore the laws of this country and just come in here and they please and expect to be treated as citizens. Still, we can’t go overboard in our anger against illegal immigrants and lose all our humanity in our treatment. That’s why I think everyone should come together and condemn Mayor Bloomberg and the sick things he wants to do to illegal immigrants.
I mean, the worst thing I’ve ever suggested to do to illegal immigrants is send them to Mexico, but he wants to send them to Detroit. Hey, you weird little dwarf, they’re people too. They may have made some mistakes, but they’re still human beings. You make me sick.
You think Detroit is bad now? Just wait till Boomy turns it into Nuevo Laredo Norte
Very telling that Bloomberg thinks that people will live where you tell them to live. If you tell them to live in Detroit, they’ll be good peasants and live in Detroit. If you tell them to live in New York, they’ll live in New York. It’s a great look into his mindset regarding his role as a millionaire elitist and how he looks at the rest of the population…no wonder he thinks he can choose what food people can and cannot eat.
Michigan is an example of where the whole country is headed if economically destructive leftist policies are left unchecked. That’s why I had previously proposed a wall built on the state’s southern border, and we deport all suspected liberals and progressives and Michael Moore to the lower peninsula, so they can wallow in their failure and no longer mooch off of productive people. Also, there would be 24/7 cameras everywhere, ala Truman Show, so the rest of the country can be constantly aware of how much lefties suck, reinforcing a dilligence toward self-reliance. Therefore, we cannot send the immigrants to Detroit, as they are generally productive people, and will undermine the liberals’ suckyness, and get mooched off of by them. They also might make Old Detroit habitable again, and OCP just can’t have that.
“This is a country that was built by immigrants … that became a superpower because of its immigrant population, and unless we continue to have immigrants, we cannot maintain as a superpower,”
I will not argue with this statement because it’s unwise to argue with idiots. However, it’s my sad obligation to say that Bloomberg’s actions are more powerful than his words. As a white person and former Republican, Bloomberg is naturally racially biased against all immigrants, but now we must also conclude that he supports inhuman torture such as waterboarding, leaving babies to die in the snow, and, yes, sending people to “live” in Detroit, Michigan.
Where to next for these souls you have condemed, Mayor? Cleveland?
I think you’re missing something.
He’s talking about immigrants, not illegal immigrants.
Unless I’m missing him specifying “illegals.”
“Semd them to Detroit”. Someone has watched Kentucky Fried Movie.
There’ll be a line around the block for the Mexi-cannon.
See, all we have been proposing is a MexiCannon and a Wall of Fire between the US and Mexico! I personally like the Cannon that the Germans had in WW! that they used to fire a 6 ft high shell around 130 miles into Paris. It took 3 and 1/2 minutes from the time they fired it until it landed! Now I don’t know many Mexicans who are 6 feet tall so this would seem ideal to me. And what a great 3 and 1/2 minute ride! Ariba Ariba Andale’ and all!
Detroit! You animal! I would support closing Gitmo and releasing these guys into Detroit but only if we build a wall of fire around Detroit also! Then we need a cannon to fire evil doers into Detroit! They won’t last long in there! BWAAAAAA! I guess we could “chopper” them in but it would need to be a “stealth” chopper to avoid all the AK-47’s and other assorted daily commuter back seat items in Detroit!
Hey, I’m from Detroit! I’m pretty sure I’m not an illegal. Although come to think about it, it is pretty suspicious that I have a Canadian accent.
Anyway, Detroit is pretty crappy, I sure wouldn’t recommend anyone living here. On the bright side, the most of the rest of Michigan is awsome. Just stay out of Flint, Lansing and Ann Arbor.
Oh c’mon detroit isn’t so bad. Once you overlook the union corruption, crime, drugs, unemployment, and democrats, its a fine place.
bloomberg is a great mayor for suggesting that legal immigrants all have t live there.
/sarc
It wouldn’t be Mexicannon if placed in Michigan. It would be a “Canacannon.” (Say it fast five times.)
Jimmy, it just means we need to use more explosives.
I smell REMAKE! Barry Obama in the 2012 remake of “Escape from New York” now the action packed futuristic thriller “Escape from Detroit”. Storyline: President Thompson/Palin/West/insert anyone else’s name banishes the hapless Obama and sidekick Joey Biden into the hell they created. Watch as B and J try to fight their way out but in the end realize it’s the place they always wanted.
Rayfan87…
need to or get to?
Oooooooo Yay!! more explosives!!!
Well, it’s either send them to Detroit, or position the ED-209s along the U.S./Mexico border.
Ted Striker: It was a rough place – the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It’s worse than Detroit!……..This line is from the movie Airplane (1980), I guess Detroit has gotten worse since then. On the other hand here are some super cool pictures of Detroit> http://abduzeedo.com/27-super-cool-pictures-detroit
Roger, more explosives. You know, more explosives would be good. Did someone mention more explosives? There’s nothing quite like blowing things up with more explosives. Last year on the Forth, my sons and I set-off over 90 mortars electrically. We used over 1700′ of wire, a 20V power supply and a home-built control panel. Of course, my Army pilot was home for that – and it was in his honor. A explosively splodey good time was had by all.
Can we ‘splode Bloomie to Detroit?
storm1911 says:
“Semd them to Detroit”. Someone has watched Kentucky Fried Movie.
Holy cow, I thought I was the only one who saw that.
If Bloomie really wanted to see them tortured, he’ed wrap them in bacon and send them to Dearborn-istan.
Study Finds 47 Percent of Detroiters are Functionally Illiterate
yes, lets try and make it 100%
Winning!!