I hate Sarah Palin. She’s an idiot. But I still like her better than most other politicians.
Romney is so hyper-politiciany that it would make you feel dirty to vote for him. But vote for him we may. In fact, I hear he raises so much money we’ll eventually all be compelled to vote for him whether we want to or not.
Corsi has revealed that the first name of the person who forged Obama’s birth certificate is “Mike”, so everyone keep a look out for a Mike.
Obama doesn’t favor Palestine over Israel. He’s neutral on the issue. Which is a far left viewpoint.
Rep. Weiner tweeted a picture of his penis? Seems like there is a joke there.
We get a self-reading teleprompter to go with the autopen and we won’t even need Barack Obama anymore.
Finally watching the BBC series Sherlock. Much like Barry Zuckerkorn, it’s very good.
I debug software and hardware; I use deductive reasoning to solve mysteries all the time.
You know how excited you’d get if you won 100 million dollars? That’s Buttercup every time she sees something with a blinking light on it.
Don’t get Carnegie Mellon asking me for money. How do you charge that much and ask for donations? I’m still paying off my student loans.
They bilked me for every dollar they could while I was there. I’m not just going to break down and give them money for nothing years later.
I hear Rep. Weiner will not rest until he finds the real pervert.
The left is right. The fact that Rep. Weiner is a lying pervert is not news.
Most representatives are sociopaths. In a more enlightened system, every politician would end his career in jail.
Any reminder that the people in Washington are immoral freaks is useful.
All I want to do now is watch more Sherlock episodes. Why’d they only make three? Stupid British!
Next time I say something that upsets my wife, I’m going try saying, “Sorry, I was hacked.” as an excuse.
I thought cybercrime was when you got attacked by a cyborg. Then who do I report that to?
Worth a shot if your wife catches you in bed with another woman: “I was hacked!”
I don’t know if anyone noticed this, but the guy representing the 9th district in NY is named “Weiner”. I am not making this up.
I wonder what mean names he was called as a kid? “Preener”, “Beaner”, “Carpet Cleaner”?
When I die, I want my body to be donated to OCP so I’ll be made a robotic cop.
That’s not an enlightened system – it’s Illinois.
Why all the emotion towards Palin? Man, with all the dim-wits, half-wits and no-wits out there, I would think you would have better things to do with your time and energy than rail at her. Now that I think about it, maybe you have been “hacked!”
30. ussjimmycarter says:
May 27th, 2011 at 3:39 am
That’s it! They have him! Obama’s jack booted thugs kicked in the door and took Frank, Sarah and Buttercup to an undisclosed location! Frank currently has his nads hooked up to a battery and has a cloth wrapped around his nose and mouth as water is poured in. Sarah is in a room where Barry Manilow is being played 24X7 and nobody is getting anywhere near Buttercup after she disabled several members of the SWAT team with the old nad grab and twist that Frank has been teaching her. Good girl Buttercup! I would expect a more “subdued” blog when Frank get’s back. Like “let’s all get out there and support Obama in the next election because he is the best President we have ever had”!
This is the only way to explain some of the Random Thoughts today. Call out the posse! We have to rescue Sarah K and Buttercup!
Weiner may have to change his name to “Wanker.”
It explains the “Romney” stuff! The RATS and the Media can’t wait for us to run Romney! Then we will get our asses kicked again for running the candidate who’s “turn it is” again!!!
I will NEVER vote for Romney…EVER!!! Palin/Bachmann or bust!!!
I’m a fellow CMU alum. They started begging me for money 2 months after graduation. I was working for them at the time. I told the guy who called me that if he could arrange for a raise, I’d kick back half of it to the university. Haven’t heard from them since.
It is now summer. How do I know? I’m melting! I’m melting!
That plus the HVAC bill…
Why did you go to school to study melons…oh! I get it! Nice!
Target rich environment today, Frank J. It reminds me of the Great Turkey Shoot of ’91.
@Damncat: Ba-dum-bump
Well sure, if you can splain how being donated to the Oregon Catholic Press will make you a robotic cop.
You need the Airplane Landing Bib (fun for both of you). I’d love to send one off to Buttercup just for the joy of seeing a picture of her wearing it. Unfortunately, and quite understandably, I don’t have your address. A neutral/work address will do.
The only hardware I debug is my vintage (not HD) motorcycle. It has transient electrical errors that appear after fully tested components are put into production. I’m thinking they’re caused by magnetic anomaly because the failures only occur beyond 20 miles from my home.
I haven’t seen the offending picture, but shouldn’t the scandal be called Weinertent?
“We get a self-reading teleprompter to go with the autopen and we won’t even need Barack Obama anymore.”
When did we ever “need” Barack Obama?
Random thought: Through no fault of my own, about a year ago I somehow got on the official Newt Gingrich email list. I read his emails for entertainment purposes only, and I was thinking that mebbe we could include them in the Frank Responds to Spam Email from the Great Landlord posts. They have that “duck flying upside down” feeling to them.
What is with liberals? Wasserman-Schultz sounds like a test given at Planned Parenthood. B .J. Clinton (Billy Jeff) lived up to his name. And Tony Wiener … well, you know. Kennedy must be Irish for rapist.
What is it British TV series? Three episodes, or if one is lucky 13. Their TV series is as small as their island.
The 9th district New York congressman ment to send his email to B.Frank @house.gov. It could happen to anybody.
“Rep. Weiner tweeted a picture of his penis? Seems like there is a joke there.”
It was a very short tweet.
The picture was very tiny.
(8% of the responses were: Are u sure?
Even Bwarney laughed
By strange coincidence, that same day, Rep. Penis tweeted a picture of his weiner. Weird, huh?
Unfortunately I live in his district and our guy Turner only pulled in 42% of the vote. But he’s far from our worst liberal politician, that would go to State Senator Toby Stavitsky.
Please give me pity as I am forced to live in Anthony Weiner’s district, Its not my fault he’s elected and until I graduate college I’m forced to live at home
“I was hacked!”
Loreena Bobbit: “Not yet, but you will be…”
Honestly though, it sounds like he’s living up to his name. It’s like when comic series villains are named ‘Doom’ or ‘McEvil’. I mean, did their parents expect them to turn out well after that?
The poor young lady who received it!
She should do like Ms. Ballbricker from that old movie Porky’s and demand a ‘line-up’ of the usual suspects!
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