I have received a contract from a major publisher. This kind of seems like a big deal.
The contract is to do their trash removal services.
Seriously, though, in not too long I should have a book out that I will be pestering you to buy.
I think a 100 years from now people will look back on Obama’s presidency and say, “He could have fixed everything if he gave just one more speech.”
Good slogan if Obama ends up against Rick Perry: “Vote Obama unless you want all your houses to burn down.” I could also see Hoffa using that slogan on behalf of Obama.
The scientific length of a second was finalized with the founding of the state of Mississippi.
I shouldn’t be called a RINO just because I have some minor criticisms of Palin and like socialism more than capitalism.

I shouldn’t be called a RINO just because I have some minor criticisms of Palin and like socialism more than capitalism. True…you should be called a Democrat.
Unfortunately, in New York, “Mississippi” when used as a standard unit of time is “Missipi,” so all our experiments involving short amounts of time have to be done elsewhere. Also, our QBs in pickup touch football get sacked a lot.
And other people will say “For cryin’ out loud, we’re still making payments on the speeches he did give!”
“I think a 100 years from now people will look back on Obama’s presidency and say…”
“…they shoveled sh!t in Louisiana.”
Now that I am officially a barbarian should I start calling myself Conan?
I hope Frank’s new book has a lot of hippie face punching in it.
I think you may be right about the scientific measurement of a second; however, others of us in New York often fell back on the slightly less accurate “alligator” measurement. What we had against Mississippi, I’ll never know.
“I have received a contract from a major publisher. This kind of seems like a big deal.”
Wow, I had no idea that Highlights was a major publisher.
Is your book about Chesty Puller?