* Uh-oh. There are apparently sexual-harassment claims against Herman Cain from back when he worked for the National Restaurant Association. It’s not like he went to a crazed racist preacher for twenty years or hung out with domestic terrorists, but it’s not good. This certainly helps Romney, who has never done anything more than make a couple of harmless passes at fellow mannequins.
Still, you have to wonder if this is just the left’s playbook after Clarence Thomas. If you’re dealing with a prominent black conservative, go for charges of sexual harassment. The left really aren’t very creative with these sorts of things. It’s charge racism against everybody, and I guess this could be the back up plan.
* Snowstorms are starting to hit the Occupy Wall Street protesters. Now we’ll find if they’ll just give up or brave the cold and stay put until… whatever it is they’re trying to do.
Actually, do the OWS people have any exit plan whatsoever? Like, they say they’ll finally leave when X happens? Or are they just going to sit around while there are still rich people and greed? This could go on for years with no coherent end in sight… except for them all freezing to death.
* At least OWS is taking on the big issues. At Occupy Phoenix, a flyer is being passed around asking, “When Should You Shoot a Cop?” At some point these people go from harmless hippies to guy who launches Obama’s political career from his house.
Hey, know who could be potentially violent one day? The Tea Party. We should focus on that.
* Palestine (or, as I like to call it, “Foe-estine”) became a full member of the U.N. cultural and educational agency in defiance of Israel and the United States. I guess that U.N. agency just couldn’t continue on without the great cultural and educational contributions of the Palestinians. Well, maybe the Palestinians can be a good example of what not to do.
“So make sure you make education important or you’ll end up like the Palestinians: A bunch of violent cavemen blowing themselves up.”
“One plus one equals… jooooooooooo!”
Heh. It’s funny because their obsession with hate and violence keeps them from contributing to humanity.
* Wisdom of the Day: “About 7% of the world’s population has a college degree. Remember that next time you see a protester with a degree claim to be the 99%.” –Slublog
* And now, some bad lip reading for Herman Cain:
Why is it “Palestine”? They are not pals of anyone named Stein.
“Give that woodchuck a tuna melt!”
CAIN is a:
Puppet of the Tea Party
Not authentically black
Racist
Sexual harrasser
I guess if this charge doesn’t work they will try to find a picture of him and Marrion Berry smoking crack together
So, let’s review. According to the left:
– If a conservative black man like Cain or Thomas is merely accused of sexual harassment, he is evil.
– But, if a liberal white man like Clinton is actually guilty of sexually harassment, it’s “a private matter” and he’s simultaneously commended for being “the first black president.”
What color is the sky in the racist, sexist, twisted liberal world?
Mebbe it’s O.K. to shoot the sheriff if you don’t shoot the deputy.
Maybe the OWS crew will become migratory over time, shuffling down I-95 to Occupy Miami Beach until spring, then shuffling back up to New York. Over time they will create a society–a big, smelly, whiny, fetid, self-important society–of nomadic peoples, wandering unwashed ‘cross the dusty shoulder of I-95 for generations.
Or we could sic the dogs on them now.
#1 notsonutty
Why is it Palestine – indeed?
‘Cause that’s not what they call themselves. In Arabic the pronunciation is ‘Filastini” (sorry – not sure how to embed arabic script in this comment window).
As in PHILISTINE. Somebody back in the ’40s decided we didn’t need to be reminded of that proud heritage so it became “Palestine”. But these ARE the same guys who sent an army out to battle a Jewish kid with a slingshot. The same ones who have hated and been at war with the Jooos for their entire 3,000 year history.
But that might get in the way of some hotshot with a PoliSci degree from Georgetown who’s going to show up and magically negotiate ‘peace’ on her summer break.
Sheesh.
Comrades, when going to occupy home of decadent pigs, remember to bring warm clothes and shovel from GULAG surplus store!
So, rather thanks the “Up yours” clip from Blazing Saddles, I should have used the “Where all the white women at” clip?
If I had, I’d’ve looked like a genius.
So MSNBC thinks that the GOP can stand Cain because he “knows his place as a black man.
I immediately thought of a good reply to that, but a quick google reveals Im not the first to have thought of it:
His place is in the motherf*cking oval office b1tches!
If you get a cold this winter, please take the time to visit your local Occupy protest and sneeze a lot.
jj, the Philistines didn’t send an army against a Jewish kid with a slingshot. It was the other way around. The Jews sent a kid with a slingshot against the Philistine army. Then as now, that’s all it took.
Winter + occutarts = BUMSICLES !!!
Somewhere, Bill Clinton is shaking a Polico writer’s hand and chuckling.
Why is the the left always guilty of doing the stereotyping the smear the right for?
Myxmaster..If OWS go migratory, does that mean they get their own season, like squirrel or deer?
Wabbit season… Duck Season… Wabbit Season… Duck Season… Occuposer Season!
I think open season on OWS sounds pretty good, but the more I think about it, the more I wonder if the dogs can handle the smell. If we unleashed them on Zucotti Park now, they might run away going Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! So trying to get a birder to haul back the carcass of a 12-joint OWS might be more than the poor animal could do.
So if the putrify Wall Street parasites get wet from snowfall, does that remind them of bath water? Will the taxpayer be on the hook for the counseling they will want to justify their terror of cleanliness?
So the leftists are whining that freeloaders are making them work too hard and using up all their free money. bwahahahahah.
If you give a leftists a fish, he will expect steak. If you teach a leftist to… hahahahaha, sorry, can’t continue with a straight face.
@4: Son of Bob WELL SAID !!
@9: Basil ANY quote from Blazing Saddles is a winner !
Random Thoughts of my own:
– “When Should You Shoot A Cop?”…From a group which unilateraly protests AGAINST the right to own guns !!?? REALLY !!?? I guess they believe we can’t shoot Bambi, but it’s O.K. to teach us when and how to take aim at the men & women we call at all hours of the night as we huddle in our closet because we heard a noise in our yard, when we won’t even go to the window to see that it is a deer grazing on our parents landscaped lawn…
-Until I read the captions to the Cain BLR soundbite, I thought he was proposing “two can stubs”… which I took to mean we would all get two cans of beer every day & would have the pop-top “stubs”…I was highly disappointed to find out that he means my toucans will 5 o’clock shadow. Man, now they will look like Arafat, and probably get a seat on some bogus U.N. council about Antartica (or anything else they have no knowledge about). At least I’ll get free parking anywhere when I have their “Diplomat” license plates ! ..And I will have a good use for the New York Times!
I read that 99 percent of Tolland, Connecticut is still without electricity. They should demand free extension cords, so they can take the power from the greedy one percent!
If there is an occutard season I have a few questions:
can we use bait (its illegal in NY to bait deer),
is there a bag limit,
do you need tags, if so are there different tags for male and female
Are there any restrictions on what firearms we can use
Are they considered small or large game
can we use furbearer tags on the females
@Mxymaster: “I think open season on OWS sounds pretty good, but the more I think about it, the more I wonder if the dogs can handle the smell.”
I don’t know what kind of panty-waist, sissy-boy dogs you have in your neck of the woods, but my dogs treat turtle turds like candy and think nothing smells better than rancid garbage that even the maggots are fleeing. I don’t think we’ll have any trouble finding dogs to retrieve the carcasses during Occuposer Season. If they bury the bodies like a bit of road kill they are saving for later, so much the better (so long as we prevent them from unearthing their buried treasures at a later date).
@Rayfan87:
I just read the official Occutard Regulations, and I quote thusly:
“… Occupying Retards shall be treated as hoofed game animals and are available for harvest during the fall season similar to deer and other game. However, if over-population of Retards should occur, the season shall be regarded as ‘open’ until such time as the Director of Rogue Wildlife shall determine. …”
“… Whereas a ‘tag license’ is normally required for harvesting Occupying Retards, the quantity harvested shall be determined by population numbers. If numbers are large, the Director of Rogue Wildlife may relax or suspend quantity limits per license …”
“… Occupying Retards shall be harvested by any and all means possible, including, but not limited to: herding off a cliff; netting (with hoist); corralled with incendiary devices; sleepy gas; bulldozers, hypnotism; English long bows; Revolutionary War muskets; Civil War chain-firing cannon; and enticement to surrender by really bad food or being forced to work for a living. …”
Is it too soon to refer to OWS as a quagmire?
I dunnnoooo, Crabby — turd would be an improvement on this batch of scallawags. Well, let’s do an experiment. Report to the nearest Occupy encampment and sic your dogs on them and we’ll see.
Frank:
A few things:
-Trust me when I say that the “liberals” had nothing to do with this. Herman Cain would be a horrible general election candidate. We would love it if you nominate him rather than Romney for President. If we did have this dirt, we would hold onto it until after he got the nomination or VP nod, then come out with it. If someone did leak it, chances are it came from Perry or another Republican — though I suspect it might just have been some good reporting.
-You say it is “not good” but then seem to imply the charges are just part of the liberal playbook. But Cain seems to acknowledge all the facts reported in the Politico piece — he was accused of inappropriate behavior by two female associates, and the employees agreed to settle the case, and not discuss it in the future, after a payment was made to them. Perhaps they were lying. Perhaps they misunderstood what was completely appropriate behavior. Whatever. But something clearly happened, 12 years ago, which I highly doubt was orchestrated by “liberals” at the time to hurt Cain’s future presidential chances.
-Us liberals do not think Obama is the “Greatest President in the History of Everything.” That is just silly. He is the greatest Democratic president since FDR — so far. He could still get better.
Best Regards,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. Was Perry drunk, on drugs or what the other night when he gave that speech. I mean, that was weird, right?
P.P.S. Aren’t you a bit worried that at this point in the race your two leading candidates are:
-A former Mass governor who has flip flopped on everything, who no one in your party really loves, who a lot of people in your party really hate, and who evidently thought it was a good idea to drive 12 hours to Canada with his dog on the roof of his car.
-A candidate who did not know what the “Right of Return” was, who has never held elected office, who is beset by both sexual and fundraising allegations, and who evidently thinks having his campaign manager smoke in an ad for him was a great idea.
Gah! Are there pithy trolls? Why do people with so little to say have to take so long saying it?
Brachiating through here again monkey? Well you monkeys ARE experts at it. As to when the OWS protesters will leave their free digs at Zukati Park…I would imagine they’ll stick around as long as the dope, sex, and free food lasts. Especially the food.
I thought that guy was busy delivering souls to Satan’s Earthly servant Ron Paul?
Man, I miss the old days when people used other people’s screen names.
I’ll bet this clown knows when to shoot a cop… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieeNvciXULM
Let’s all work to grant MFLs wish.
CAIN 2012!
“aCHoo!” It really is the little things. 🙂
Carl Rove pulled the trigger way too early on harrassment thing! That’s a last minute dirty trick. Too bad Karl!
Maybe when Frank runs for President one of his campaign promises can be to banish the U.N. to the planet Venus or something.
What the??? Ah man, stupid trolls, now my reply is almost completely out of context.
Sorry about that. I would have deleted it, but I already clicked the submit button.