* Reports are that Qdaffy is captured or dead or something. I hope they give him a proper Muslim burial and chuck him in the sea.
* In an interview with Jake Tapper, Obama said, “I believe all the choices we’ve made have been the right ones.” So look at the state of the country right now. THIS IS WHAT HE MEANT TO DO! Isn’t that basically admitting to treason? Why won’t someone go arrest him? Maybe he’s replaced all federal officials with terrorists. He really did think of everything. All his choices have been the right ones… FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THIS COUNTRY!
* Here’s an interesting factoid: Obama has gotten more Wall Street money than all the Republicans combined. But he stands with the 99%. Or at least with THEIR MONEY THAT WAS TAKEN FROM THEM BY GREEDY WALL STREET BANKERS!
* But don’t worry: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is on top of our economic problem. He said:
“The massive layoffs we have had in America today, of course, are rooted in the last administration, and it is very clear that private sector jobs are doing just fine.”
Wait? He thinks that the massive losses in private sector jobs is “just fine”. He’s a part of the “right” decisions Obama has been making! HE WANTS OUR ECONOMY TO CRUMBLE! Why are these people out there destroying the nation and not in prison? And who are these “Nevadans” who keep electing Reid? Why aren’t they also in prison?
* And it only gets worse from this administration. Right now, Joe Biden is going around THREATENING TO RAPE EVERYONE! If the jobs bill isn’t passed, he has vowed to rape everyone he can. Here’s what he said at a recent townhall meeting:
“You are going to pass this jobs bill or I am going to rape you. You, listening to this now — you will be raped. You can try to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband, but nothing will stop me from raping everyone if this bill isn’t passed.”
Again, why do we let these people walk the streets of our nation? Isn’t anyone watching them?
* Occupy Wall Street is still out there being angry at stuff, and they’re still working on exactly what that stuff is. Luckily, they now have a Demands Working Group to work on their demands. As part of that, they may have a discussion on what demands are… so once they figure what a demand is, I’m sure they’ll have lots of them.
Organizing hippies has to be like herding kittens… except kittens don’t smell so bad.
* Wisdom of the Day: “There should be a high-end steak house called Carl’s Sr.” –Dave Weigel
* Getting close to the time to really start pimping my new ebook Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything.
It now has an Amazon page
And it’s only $1.99.
Yes, it’s a short ebook. But you’ll get your $1.99 worth guaranteed. The part where I compare Obama to every previous president is worth the price of admission alone.
So everyone has to buy it. At $1.99, you have no excuse. If you’re rich enough to be reading this blog on some internet connected screen, then you’re rich enough to have $1.99. What is that; less than twenty minutes work at minimum wage? And you have between now and November 15th to save it up. So you will buy this book. No excuses.
Why aren’t they also in prison?
My question is: Why are they not hanging by thier feet from a lightpost?
Oh oh; I forgot about AttackWatch!
“Luckily, they now have a Demands Working Group to work on their demands”
I’ll save them some time. Their demands were already written up many years ago. Anything they write today would just be redundant.
I will buy the book but not because I’m a wealthy plutocrat who likes dressing like Uncle Pennybags from Monopoly. Which I do, except when he’s in prison stripes or on one of those cards where he’s pulling out the pants pockets to show how empty they are. (“What about the billfold in the jacket, cheapskate?” say the kids.) No, I will buy the book because I know that every book that is sold = one more hippie punched. And if there’s anything the OWS movement has taught us, it’s that inadequate punching of hippies is the main problem in society today.
“it doesn’t make much difference if you preorder it or get it on the day it comes out — November 15th”
Wow coming out on the most sacred day of the year?
I’ll be out in the woods all day that day so I guess I’ll have to get mine on the 16th…
Now that Gadhafi is dead, you can expect the following libtard mathematical formula to continue to be in full effect: Bush+Iraq=Bad…Obama+Libya=Good. You can also bet Obama will be portrayed as THE leader who was the driving force behind the overthrow of Gadhafi….unless the Libyans fall into unending tribal/regional war then it will all (once again) be Bushes Fault™.
Lots of all caps today, Frank. I’m guessing Buttercup was restless last night.
Theory: If Plato was correct, souls have a choice after their bodies have died. My guess is that Obama’s soul was once the soul of legendary guitarist Robert Johnson, who sold his soul to the Devil for guitar skills. The Devil told Johnson’s soul it would now face ridicule and a complete inability to write music – or coherent thoughts – without computer technology.
Hmmm….Frank’s book or a can of tuna…that’s a tough one.
Hey Frank J-I just pre-ordered your soon to be amazingly awesome book on 0bama-can I get you to sign it when it comes out? Please write:
To Greg
My biggest fan!
I’d love it just ooodles!!!
First I’m required to purchase healthcare; now an ebook!…What’s next? Do ebooks have any letters other than e’s
“Reports are that Qdaffy is captured or dead or something.”
I watched the video, and they certainly didn’t look like US troops surrounding the body. However, Obama will still try to take credit (right up until the Muslim Brotherhood ramps up Sharia Law). However, maybe he should be allowed to take credit. After all, they are clearly his people…and Americans are clearly not.
If you have an amazon page up for your ebook, does that mean we can go and start posting reviews for it already? I’m planning on writing an epic review, even more gratuitous than the “three wolf moon” t-shirt reviews.
Ironically, even though I’m planning to write an amazing review, I’m not planning on buying the ebook. If your cheap-ass publisher would spring for a dead tree edition, I’d probably buy that, but I just can’t see myself paying for digital content. Besides, no e-reader, tablet, or smartphone can ever replace paper pages for me. I guess I’m just a luddite.
[Out of curiosity, what exactly are you reading this on right now? -Ed.]
Let me be the first to review your book: “Two up twinkles, says Burmashave.”
For those futilely attempting to ignore Frank J.’s magnus opus, you might like to know that there is a free Kindle app for the PC — just in case you don’t have a brand new Kindle Firestarter. (There are, of course, Kindle versions for Android & iPhern.)
One good thing about Khadafy’s death is that we will finally be forced to agree on a spelling for his tombstone.
Another good thing about Quadffi’s death is that it means he’s dead.
“The part where I compare Obama to every previous president is worth the price of admission alone.”
That must have taken a LOT of research, Frank. (Or none… as there is no comparison with past Presidents.)
I hope you consulted MarkoMancuso for this, especially when comparing him to Calvin Coolidge.
There’s that, too.
Sorry, should have been:
@Ernie Loco: There’s that, too.
“Organizing hippies has to be like herding kittens… except kittens don’t smell so bad.”
Clearly, someone else in Frank’s household is in charge of scooping out the litter box. NOTHING is stinkier than fresh cat cr@p. Even kitten-sized.
The spelling of Quadaffi’s name on his headstone should become the one and only spelling going forward. Also, Quadaffi is now the good type of Muslim head of state.
Biden: “I never make references to rape and if you ever say that again I’ll make you pull your panties right on down and squeal like a pig!”
You are the man, Frank J. Which means that you are a capitalist pig! I want my copy of the book for free. Why should we the people be exploited and stepped on by you fat cats? It’ just like not fair, or something? What do we want? Babble,babble,babble,free Frank J books! When do we want them? Tomorrow,next wee, like now, umm, whenever man I’m baked!
Here lies: Moammar Gadhafi, Muammar Gaddafi, Muammar el-Qaddafi, Moammar Gaddafi, Col. Moamar Khadafy, Muammar Qaddafi, Moamer Kadhafi, سياسية اقتصادية. I think that about covers it.
I think Obama realized he won’t be able to break the record for “most rounds of golf played by a sitting U.S. President” since the current record holder and fellow Communist Woodrow Wilson had 2 terms to set the record by playing 2 rounds EVERY DAY so instead, he’s trying to break the record for “number of people killed by a Nobel Peace Prize winner” currently held by Arafat.
Either way, he’s in good company.
OK…so here’s the deal! I lost my IPhone 4. So I go to Best Buy to buy the IPhone 4s. Simple right? Not so fast you rube!!! I am with AT&T. So…I don’t yet qualify for an “upgrade”… So, I ask, you want me to buy the sh!itty old phone? No, I exclaim, I want the new cool phone…being a 99 percenter!!! Me, me, me!!! So here’s what I have to do to “game” the system. I have to add another phone to my account for $10.00 per month for 2 years, then I have to buy this really cheap ass phone 29.00. Then I can buy the IPhone for $200.00 and transfer my number from the cheap phone to my new IPhone (my old number that I orig. had) and I walk out of Best Buy $270.00 lighter in the wallet and an extra phone in my pocket. I think my butt hurts a little too. Is that ok?
Why does Gadaffi need a tombstone? I never put up a tombstone when I bury a turd.
1.99? sigh…Man It’s like raising another kid. Buy my t-shirt, give me a dollar now a book. not a real book an ebook. there’s no chance of buying it used either. Guess I’ll pony up but I’m counting you as a dependent next tax season.
Anybody need a reminder that the first thing those brave Libyan Freedom Fighters did was round up all the black folks?
What say you, Mr Post Racial President?
” he’s trying to break the record for “number of people killed by a Nobel Peace Prize winner” currently held by Arafat.”
Three more confirmed kills and Obama makes ace.
Did everyone catch the Obamateurism of the day? It’s a howler — Obama saying “ummm” for 3 minutes while answering exactly 2 questions:
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/10/20/obamateurism-of-the-day-616/
Mr. Intelligenty Q. Articulate
Ussjimmycarter – Hillary called and said your phone was in her purse. She’ll bring it over next time she comes.
Oh, and buy a box of butt covers.
#5 – PBunyan,
Opening day? Ah, the memories…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb9yhhflmvY (second week of deer camp)
Frank, Can I just down load a copy to my non-mobile computer thingy or do I have to buy a new-fangled mobile book-reading computer thingy first?
Oops, sorry! Burmashave #13 had the answer.
Does Amazon provide the app or do I have to wonder around in strange internet neighborhoods talking to creepy strangers to get one?
I haven’t heard from the Obamanation all day, hasn’t he bought a new teleprompter yet?
Yay! I got da kindle fer mah computer thingy! I’s smert now!
And I got Franks book so that makes me literary and stuff too! 😉
DamnCat #24 FTW!
@4 of 7: Kindle for PC comes from Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=kcp_pc_mkt_lnd?docId=1000426311
And if you download Kindle to BOTH your computers (assuming you are like me) when you bookmark a page, it syncs to the other kindle thingypoo and you never have to lift a brain cell to find where you left off!
One thing we’ve learned from the killing of Gadaffi: Libyans have absolutely no idea how a cell phone camera works.
Regarding Qdaffy: will Obama run his re-election campaign on the platform of killing terrorist leaders around the globe, or on winning the Nobel Peace Prize?
Why is everyone talking about Khadaffy? The Biden rape threat is the real story. Hide the children!
I tried to order your book but it didn’t work. It turns out, according to the security guard, that I only OWN this computer in the vaguest possible sense. They say it belongs to the library and that I can’t buy stuff on it!
Maybe you could talk to the them, or send them teh twitter or something.
I’ll buy your new ebook, but only if you offer free shipping.
By the way, I got to see the critics copy of Frank’s ebook.
Let me put it this way.
It’s like he wrote a really long blog post…
And they actually went back, took out the filler, and fixed the typos.
It’s like 160 proof distilled essence of Frank.
Absolutely worth the $2.
Burmashave & Island Girl, thanks for the tips.
They gave me 3 books for free!
Asops Fables, Treasure Island, and Jane Eyre.
Then I browsed through their free stuff and downloaded a few G.K. Chesterton books so I’ll have plenty to read.
I will wait patiently for Nov. 15 to read Franks magnum opus.
I haven’t figured out how to ‘book mark’ stuff yet, but I’ll figure it out eventually.
Reading is FUN-dimental!