From the audio files:

1) “…Can you imagine? The fear of Herman Cain has got to be keeping Debbie Wasserman Schultz up all night trying to come up with ways for the liberals to attack him without appearing racist… It’s nice to see these Democrats facing that puzzlement…”

2) “…Have you seen these… revolting… photographs? Michelle Obama, she goes out to Alexandria, Virginia on Thursday, showing that even a multi-millionaire like herself loves to shop at Target…”

3) “…[Democrats will] use the same strategy that Republicans used against Kerry in 2004… The media have been pushing Romney since he started running, he’s the safe choice. He’s the one that the Obama camp WANTS to run against… They can cast him as a rich elitist…”

4) “…All these libs, they’re so in love with and enthralled with the recent spectacle of all these hundreds of protesters being arrested down in the financial district in Manhattan… disorderly conduct… resisting arrest… assaulting police officers… [But] peaceful Tea Party gatherings are something to be afraid of…”

More audio clips here.

And for those who would rather read than listen, gems-a-plenty:

1) “The electoral college map is looking very shaky for Obama, and everyone knows it. Unless Obama can find a way to give Washington, D.C. 270 electoral votes to cast, he doesn’t stand a chance.”

2) “Obama’s policies are going to send him and his wife packing, and – for the first time ever – sincerely shopping at Target.”

3) “The fact that in 2010 you had actual citizens who voted to elect Republicans – to the left, this is the evidence they need, this is proof in their minds that the system is broken.”

4) “Let’s just scratch the word Democrat, or leftist, or progressive, or statist. Just scratch those words off and fill it in with another word. Let’s just call it what it is: totalitarian.”

5) “Obama and the left have to change the topic away from the economy, because if this election IS about the economy, it’s not just Obama, it’s the whole Democrat machine that’s going to get wiped out.”

6) “Maybe Obama doesn’t want to sell these F-16 jets to Taiwan because he’s afraid it’ll blunt his chances for a second Nobel Peace Prize.”

7) “The Democrats will tell you that the are the party of the poor. That is the message they’ve tried to convey for years and years and years – successfully. But all you have to do is look at who always suffers the most under Democrats when they’re allowed to get their way – you guessed it, it’s the poor.”

8) “What Obama does not seem to grasp is that when he steals from the rich, he’s essentially biting the hand that feeds jobs to you.”

9) “Let me go back to the 10 Commandments – thou shalt not covet, thou shalt not steal – Obama’s brand of liberalism requires that you do both.”

10) “Just think: if Herman Cain got elected, he’d be America’s first black President.”

On that last one, I would find a schadenfreudey delight in being able to say “our presidential candidate is blacker than your presidential candidate.” A pleasure I was deprived of in 2008 when I could not honestly say that “our VP is more feminine than your VP.”