* So a D.C. court upheld Obama’s health care law. The opinion was basically, “Yeah, it infringes on personal liberty but, eh, that happens.” Maybe we need to add something to the Constitution that emphasizes that individual liberty is important… like some sort of rights bill.
* A U.N agency says that Iran’s nuclear program raises “serious concerns.” Serious concerns about what? Oh yeah: Them nuking stuff. That is kind of serious. Of course, no one takes me seriously when I suggest nuking the moon. I can’t tell you how many classified Pentagon meetings I’ve been laughed out of. “Aren’t you just one of the caterers?” they always say. And they never compliment the muffins I made.
* Did you know there are elections on odd numbered years? I sure didn’t. Apparently there was some pro-union victory in Ohio. Why do we still have unions? I thought we traded in the concept of using corrupt union bosses to keep your jobs for the concept of just being good at your job. Should I be in a union? Have I been good at my job all this time to no purpose?
* A rugby players had a stroke and turned gay. So that’s a warning sign to look for. You may think if you’re having a stroke you’d be feeling miserable, but you may in fact instead feel fabulous.
* The federal government is going to test its emergency broadcast system today which will allow it to interrupt any broadcast with an annoying beep — so way better than getting your show interrupted for an Obama speech.
“Apparently there was some pro-union victory in Ohio.”
Yep, unions paid millions in advertising to convince Ohio idiots that they were better off if their kids’ teachers were promoted on seniority, not ability.
OT, but I have to laugh.
You get a column for the NY Post and Scott Ott gets elected to office.
http://www.wfmz.com/news/news-regional-lehighvalley/GOP-looking-to-claim-all-4-open-seats-for-Lehigh-County-Commissioners/-/132502/4700926/-/apgmirz/-/index.html
If you’re lucky, maybe he’ll give you a job as caterer when he’s president.
Huh…I thought you got stokes after you turned teh ghey.
ussjimmycarter – please clarify for us straights.
Today Lehigh County…tomorrow the world!
Mission Not So Impossable: Some day in the near future, in a phone booth somewhere in the middle east, a man is receiving a briefing on tape…..”Good morning Mr. Mohamed. Your mission (and as an Islamic Martyr you have no choice but to accept it) is to use nuclear material the Islamic Mission Force (IMF) has acquired from Iran. You and your entire IM Force will be smuggled across America’s unguarded southern border in a box marked ‘poisonous reptiles. From there you will snake your way across America disguised as the ever popular…Mexican drug smugglers!! Once you have infiltrated their cities you will set off atomic weapons made from the Iranian nuclear material we will provide you. You and your IMF team are to nuke several American cities, killing as many of the Godless infidels as you possibly can. As always, should you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the Supreme Ayatollah will disavow any knowledge of your actions….but don’t worry ’cause the worst they’ll do is continually read you your rights until you pray they WOULD water board you! Good luck, Mr. Mohamed. This tape will self-destruct and go directly to paradise in five seconds.”
Oooooooo, that was a good ‘un Mr. Damncat.
do you need a new muffin recipe?
So, the point of the story is that gayness is the result of severe brain damage? Why hasn’t this story been suppressed by the MBM and denounced by the LGBT community? Truth is hateful!
Maybe because they’re brain damaged, Crabby?
DamnCat, I’m not sure ussjimmycarter can properly address the issue of “stokes” since I believe he gave them up at the request of his various wimen friends.
My neighbor lady says you have nice muffins.
An annoying beep and an Obama speech. You say that as if they were two different things.
So a rugby player has a stroke and damages his brain to the point of being homosexual, but at least part of his brain must function or they would call him a democrant.
So nappypalitano is going to use the emergency broadcast system to distract us from what? Samby’s Christmas tree tax?
A decomposing body was found in a putrify Wall Street camp and no one noticed. Just sayin. Maybe thats the reason for the EBS test.
here’s a great line form the rugby article “Whether or not the stroke turned Chris gay or whether he was gay and unaware of it, his experence seems to be a positive one and that is great.”
Soooo someone who is hetrosexual in everyway may be masking homosexual urges only to be released by a tramatic brain injury and that’s a good thing. Guys if you ever hit me, no head shots I wake up as an interior decorator.
At last, the source of Barney Frank’s speech impediment is revealed.
“Whether or not the stroke turned Chris gay or whether he was gay and unaware of it, his experence seems to be a positive one and that is great.”
Quite an insult to the woman he had been engaged to marry, and who sat anxiously by his bedside, only to have him turn to her and say, essentially, “Meh. No longer attracted to you.” What’s not just great about that?
This day feels lousy. Jerry Sandusky, a man I once admired as a teacher and builder of young men like his boss Joe Paterno, is revealed to have lived a truly horrible double life – a double life which has led to the retirement of Paterno, who says, “With hindsight, I wish I had done more.” Well, Joe, you’re still a responsible man and you always will be.
Meanwhile, in matters that actually impact the nation as a whole, the conservative blogosphere is dumping on Cain and some considering Jon Huntsman as a replacement? Jon Huntsman? Are those people drunk?
At least the weather’s nice.
Serious Concern:
Dem’s Walk Away From Super Committee
Stock-up people, we’re about to have the SHTF.
It isn’t THAT kind of “stroke” that turns you ghey, from what I understand from my ghey friends like all you miserable creeps that post on this website! I, though, have no switch to turn on or off the manliness…it’s just 24/7 chick magnet, dream of the every day housewife ussjimmycarter the internet romeo!!! Don’t let your dames get a look at me or you will be second fiddle for the rest of your life! It’s gift or a curse, however you want to look at it. I just understand that the babes are just flesh and blood and they can’t help it!!!
So, you are a 28 year old Grad Assistant at Penn State and you walk into the shower and a coach is raping a 10 year old boy. What do you do? A) Sneak out of the shower, go home and talk with your daddy about it and then go in and report it to “coach” the next day or B) Beat the snot out of the creep, call the cops and get the kid to safety? I’ll take B and I may kill the guy and take my chances with a jury!!!
Chris-Birch-stroke-Rugby-player-wakes-gay-freak-gym-accident.html
Sounds about right but I assume this is a hate crime.
“I, though, have no switch to turn on or off the manliness…”
Hey, ussjimmycarter! Did you ever own a diesel and have it runaway on you when you started it up? The only way to stop it is (a) open the decompression lever, or, (b) let it blow up.
Ussjc,
It’s easy to say that when you weren’t there.
@ussjc, marko: I dunno, at the very least the grad student realized that Assistant Coach Kiddy Raper stayed on staff after he reported the crime – he was the only eye witness, why the hell did he not go to the police after the school administrators ignored him? If my kid ever gets molested, I hope there is a witness like ussjc around. Just sayin’. (And if the jury convicts, you still might get a pardon: http://www.whatsonsanya.com/news-15189-spanish-mum-mari-carmen-garcia-burns-daughter-s-rapist-to-death-walks-free-from-court.html )
I do know I’d take action, and I’d not let it go. I’ve done so for less.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CtjhWhw2I8
“… this has been a test of the Emergency Alert System!”
Marco, I have been forced out of a large corporation for reporting my boss (Sr. VP) for verbally abusing my staff and everyone around him! They refused to deal with him and I was then left hanging. He was eventually let go but it was 3 years later. So I know that I would have taken action. Right is right and wrong is wrong and it’s time people grew a pair and did something about it! This is not a sex scandal as being reported by the press…this is child rape! I will never stand by and watch that! EVER!
That wasn’t a test of the EAS, it was a demonstration. Soon the annoying beep will be replaced with Obama speeches whenever he has something really important to tell us, such as him finding a super new waffle place.
The EAS test was an alert for lack of buckets in the White House.
#19 what ussjimmycarter said. There would be no need for a trial for the pervert, just a burial somewhere.