Random Thoughts

If a candidate’s tax returns reveal he didn’t do everything he could to avoid paying taxes, he should be tossed out of the race as a moron.

So the left are really going to argue that Romney sending $6.2 million of his money to Washington to die was too little?

Is Obama’s big plan to get the economy moving that the rich should pay more taxes? Can someone explain how that helps things?

The incumbent is the least serious of the candidates.

I’ve seen none of the movies that were nominated for best picture or had a best actor nomination.

So will the Rand Paul incident and the White House defense of the TSA allow us to portray Obama as the president of junk touching?

Hate how women lie. I once dated one claiming to be a supermodel, but she was just a regular model. Being in Victoria Secret’s catalog doesn’t by itself make you super!

Money that goes to the morons in DC is dead money; it will no longer help anyone. We want a better economy, then we need less money stuck in DC.

Someone talking higher taxes right now it not a serious person.

“They held a SOTU watch party. It was a murder suicide.”

So what does Intrade say are the odds Obama will break down crying halfway through the SOTU and admit he has no idea what he’s doing?

Wow. A rich Democrat is going to go on TV and whine about “fairness.” How innovative.

“We’ve tried some of the same and it didn’t work. That means we need even more of the same!”

Obama is quite rich. Can you name one thing of any use to anybody he ever did to earn that money?

If Obama wants to point out the flaws in our economic system, he should point out the fact that someone like him is wealthy as an example.

Obama should hold himself up as the ultimate example of unfairness. “If some as useless as me is rich, obviously the system is rigged.”

Do you think there will be whining about fairness in the SOTU? I think the key to fixing the economy is more whining about fairness.

Why work hard to better your own finances when you can whine about how much someone else has?

21 Comments

  1. FrankJ:

    In this post you wrote “The incumbent is the least serious of the candidates.”

    In your post on January 24, 2012 at 11:00 am, you wrote “it’s important to remember that the least serious candidate for president is the incumbent.”

    I have noticed you repeating yourself like this before. So I thought I should tell you, repeating a stupid joke/idea does not make it any smarter and/or funnier.

    Best Regards,

    Monkey Faced Liberal

    P.S. So, now that Fred “I’ll be President, but only if it does not take too much work” Thompson has endorsed Newt, you are jumping on the Newt bandwagon? Now, THAT is funny.

  2. “I’ve seen none of the movies that were nominated for best picture or had a best actor nomination.”

    I don’t see many new movies, but I can relate in that I’ve seen none of the Republican candidates who were nominated for best president.

    Has anyone had the stomach to watch Ann Coulter lately? She has a seething hatred for all things Gingrich coupled with an enduring passionate love for all things Mitt. Among other tirades on Redeye, she launched into a massive screed against TV’s Andy Levy when he merely provided a simple answer to a question, his answer being, “Candidates started releasing tax forms after the Nixon administration.”

    I cannot brainwork how she hates Gingrich more than she’s ever hated any [other] liberal. I can only compare it to the mother bear and cub kind of thing, but I can’t figgur out how Ann can be Mitt’s mom. Science!?

  3. “We’ve tried some of the same and it didn’t work. That means we need even more of the same!”

    “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results”

  4. So the left are really going to argue that Romney sending $6.2 million of his money to Washington to die was too little?

    Of course lefties are. What they’re really thinking is that he shouldn’t have been allowed to keep $35 million or so. The starting point of what passes for thought in lefties is that all your money belongs to the government, and it’s a question of how much you’ll be allowed to have.

  5. @Burma,

    You are right. Ann has been “off” for a while now. Her love affair with leftist Chris Christie was proof of that. Christie is a RINO who is awesome when it comes to cutting government spending but wrong on almost every other issue…yet, Ann insists he should be our next president.

  6. To the tune of “Moves like Jagger”

    He mostly just whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiines baby
    Wants what’s yours and miiiiiiiiiiiine maybe
    But he’ll say that it’s fair with an arrogant air
    He just doesn’t care

    And it goes like this –
    Take a million bucks and he’ll show you
    That he needs another billion for you
    He got moves like Barack
    He got the moves like Barack
    He got the moooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooves like Barack
    Then he wants a trillion to save you
    Do what he says he won’t hurt you
    He got the moves like Barack
    He got the moves like Barack
    He got the MooOOOoooOOOOOoooves like Barack

    You wanna know, how to bring us down
    Just re-elect this big arse clown
    And he’ll give Iran our secrets
    Our drone he let them see it
    And our money we can’t keep it
    No no no no!
    And it goes like this –

    Supporters can’t see it
    All they can do is occupy and sit
    He got moves like Barack
    He got the moves like Barack
    He got the moooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooves like Barack
    Just a bunch of hippies
    Neurons gave their brains the slippies
    With the moves like Barack
    He got the moves like Barack
    He got the moooooOOOOOOoooves like Barack

  7. Why work hard to better your own finances when you can whine about how much someone else has?

    Hey! I’m pretty sure Occupy [insert venue whose law enforcement is crippled by spineless, liberal local government appeasement monkeys] copyrighted that as their slogan.

  8. CarolynthePregnant says: Twice the toe-tapping but still no rhythm. Bummer for me.

    Well, sure, if you successfully practiced rhythm you wouldn’t be Carolyn the Pregnant, now, would you? (Non-Catholics may ignore this post, you won’t get it.)

  9. CarolynthePregnant says: . . . we call it Natural Family Planning now and tell people it’s different and more reliable than rhythm.

    Well, sure it is! Because it’s natural! We should find a way to work “organic” in there, too.

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