[High Praise! to Jimmy]
With Putin now elected President, the Russians are stepping up their oppression…
… their oppression of THE DEVIL!
The God Squad – Russia’s Parachuting Priests
More interesting than the parachuting priests themselves, are the mini hi-tech churches they are to carry with them. The self-assembled Russian orthodox churches will come with crucifixes, replica icons, bells and chalices. In short, everything that’s needed for the rituals performed as a part of their religion. An air conditioning unit, generator, refrigerator and mini-theatre will also accompany the priests. The chapel will be placed on the ground using an airborne platform, generally meant for carrying heavy military equipment. Once on the ground, the priests would get to work in assembling the entire church unit, before holding a service.
The source of the story is a Russian web page. Here’s the Google-translate English version.
Looks legit. If it’s a parody, it’s not well-marked.
High praise for Jimmy!!?? I know that he didn’t do this for the good of all of here at IMAO. Just selfish self promotion….wait doesn’t Frank do that all the time? Never mind, move along nothing to see here.
I thought Ed would like that one.
It still cracks me up. It’s sooooo like Russians.
My question is: Do they deploy BEFORE or AFTER the asteroid?
I want one! And the appropriate aircraft to drop it
Gospodi would be proud of you, Ed.
Imagine having a priest who was a former paratrooper (a Russian paratrooper to boot!)
I bet no one falls asleep during their services.
Atta boy, Jimmy, now your life is complete!
“For over a thousand years Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeteers, musicians and strange animals from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conquerors rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children robed in white stood with him in the chariot or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.” – Gen. George C. Patton
I don’t know what made me think of that.
Kinda odd that people are watching Putin’s steps to finalize his dictatorship, and so many don’t see anything familiar…