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Bacon! There’s nothing it can’t do!
Except maybe get eaten by terrorists.
REMINDER: Alpha Proxima Day starts at midnight. Remember to turn on all your lights so we can make up for all the darkness-worshiping hippies who will kneel in supplication to Earth Hour tomorrow at 8:30pm.
Electric power plants create good-paying American jobs. Especially the filthy coal-fired ones. Keep the economy stimulated.
Where can I find engineering grade bacon?
I would like to live down wind of a bacon fired electrical generation plant.
Seriously.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon
I’m sure plenty of bacon gets eaten by terrorists if they eat anywhere near people who know about them.
Now, voluntarily eating bacon, well, that’s not a limitation of bacon’s abilities- in fact you just defined a terrorist detector.
Where is that great organization … “BOBEB”… when we need it???
And its famous president?
And where is The Cat? Has anyone seen a Cat smoking a cigar? I miss the Kitteh.
now he needs to refine the technique so we can weld with bacon. between these two skills we will be able to rebuild civilization.
Thanks for the headsup Harvey. I will make sure the air conditioning is working full blast, lights, TVs, Computers and any thing else I can find are on at 8:30. I might get out the deep fryer, the griddle the waffle iron and the mixer as well. I don’t know what we’ll be having but it will be made with good ol’ lectricity.
Next Alpha Proxima Day we need to construct a giant Statue of Liberty made out of coal and crude oil, with an old-growth timber frame, bearing an oxy-methane torch wrapped in pork bellies from spotted owl and Koran-fed hogs, and illuminated by a few dozen industrial spotlights.
It’ll be like the anti-burning man — the “Statue of No Limitations.”
Anybody have Ted Nugent’s number?
It appears that the secret to building a working lightsaber must somehow involve bacon.
It’s not just bacon, it’s bacon AND duct tape. Truly the two most miraculous things in existence, bar none.
Nah, Karen, it’s babies! Just ask Carolyn.
Oh, it CAN be eaten by terrorists.
ID – Nah. It’s against the religion of the Muslim ones, and Irish terrorists only eat corned beef.