After awhile, you get used to 9% unemployment. #ScrappedObamaAds
Kids used to like me. #ScrappedObamaAds
America was always like this. #ScrappedObamaAds
If you like your job, you can keep it. #ScrappedObamaAds
As Good As It Gets #ScrappedObamaAds
Obama: “There’s too much focus on Luke blowing up the Death Star. I want to see more about the guy who gave him the go ahead.”
Obama makes me think of Mr. Burns telling Daryl Strawberry to hit a home run. “I told him to do that!”
Holy. I just looked it up and that Simpsons episode I just referenced came out TWENTY YEARS AGO.
Politicians are morons. If you can find one who knows he’s a moron, make him president.
Conservatives are too mad about Obama celebrating OBL’s death. Have some compassion; IT’S ALL HE HAS!
Every president deserves at least one accomplishment. I assume Jimmy Carter did something right. I don’t know what; I’m not a historian.
My proposal: New taxes on putting all your belongings in a handkerchief tied to the end of a stick.
Why do Americans pay taxes at all? Can’t we just tax foreigners?
UPDATE: Linked by Last Jedi Master
“Why do Americans pay taxes at all? Can’t we just tax foreigners?”
Yeah, right. Like Obama would raise his own taxes.
We used to tax foreigners…it was called a ‘tariff’…it kept our coffers full and prevented foreigners from undercutting American products, as even then they could produce them at less cost than we could. We got rid of tariffs and replaced them with the personal and corporate income tax.
jimmy carter did do one thing right. he lost his re-election bid.
Jimmy Carter accomplishments? Well, the carving on Stone Mountain was completed during … wait, he was governor then.
I got my learner’s permit… no, he was governor then, too.
As president? I got nothing.
Scrapped Obama Ads:
– Backward!
– Sideways!
– At least I never ate a dog.
– There’s still time for the oceans to recede.
– Put more air in your tires!
Frnak, is this one of your prototypes?
TheChive
I assume Jimmy Carter did something right. I don’t know what; I’m not a historian.
He lusted after women in his heart.
Other than that, jw has it right, he lost his re-election bid and helped ensure a Ronnie Raygun win.
Lay off of Obama! He’s killed more people than any other Nobel Prize Winner, and competing with fellow laureates like Mikhail Gorbachev, Yassir Arafat and Al Gore, that’s saying something!
Never tongue-kissed Yassir Arafat?
Didn’t die in office and leave us with Walter Mondale as President?
Set liberalism back 20 years?
Lowered the bar for Barack?
Jimma’ Carter did nothing right, and I am a historian (or at least a history major).
The Forward slogan makes me think of Thelma and Louise.
And ZZYPPFFT is right. Tariffs are cool way to make foreigners pay our taxes. Plus it keeps manufacturing here where it belongs. If we were still making light bulbs here they wouldn’t be shaped like a curly fry and they would cost about a quarter.
hwuu, you spelled my name wrong…I allways use all lower case.
“Obama: ‘There’s too much focus on Luke blowing up the Death Star. I want to see more about the guy who gave him the go ahead.'”
Yeah, but even the guy who gave the pilots the go-ahead to take out the Death Star didn’t wait several months to give the go-ahead, which might have allowed the death star to escape. And, they didn’t hide the footage of the Death Star exploding.
Also, if Obama had been in Star Wars, a few months after the Death Star was blown up a transport carrying Luke, C3PO, R2D2, the Princess, Han Solo and Chewbacca would have been mysteriously blown up a few months later by some Sand People with technically inferior equipment.
While Carter was in office, home brewing was legalized, so he did have that going for him.
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Jimmy Carter did legalize home brewing.
Home brewing?
I’ll drink to that!
Heck, that’s the only reason I can still afford to drink!