I know what I’M getting for him.
Well, I’m not really GETTING it for him, since it’s kinda spendy.
But I have good intentions, and intentions are thoughts, and it’s the thought that counts, so technically, I’m getting it for him.
As for the rest of you, you can probably get him something from this list:
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1) Jar-Jar Binks’ head on a pike.
2) A “get out of jury duty free” card.
3) Official Richard Castle “Writer” kevlar vest.
4) Patchouli-proof hippy-punchin’ gloves.
5) His very own bacon-bot.
6) An “Engineers know it’s not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force” t-shirt.
7) A left-handed monkey-wrench (for beating up left-handed monkeys).
8) Have Adam and Jamie test the “Mexi-Cannon” (they’ve only tested the Mexi-Pult), so that when it fails, they’ll keep building larger and larger versions until they finally get it to work.
9) Is there an app to make Siri say “Klaatu barada nikto”? Because I don’t think Frank’s going to able to get the Necronomicon without a little help.
10) A shrubbery. Yes, I know he already has a shrubbery, but he wants to be able to put another one next to is, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle.
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But seriously folks, can we all agree we need to chip in and have the XKCD guy give Frank some stick figure art lessons?
This comment was so awesomely funny that it had to be self moderated in the interest of FrankJ’s birthday week.
Before you test the Mexi-Cannon, don’t forget to remove the hardware cloth cover over the muzzle.
A new “Hippie-punching” hat. (His is getting a little thread-bare)