I missed it. So in Obama’s new economic speech, didn’t he finally admit he doesn’t know what an economy is?
Hey! I know why unemployment is so high and the economy is depressed: Not enough teachers! #Genius
Tell me he brings up high speed rail again. I’m starting to get afraid he forgot about that idea.
All the job losses and skyrocketing debt aren’t great, but the important thing is the president didn’t learn any valuable lessons.
“I’m just going to play golf stay out of everyone’s way.” -economic speech from alternate universe Obama who did learn his lesson
Remember when the Democrats had the presidency, the House, and a filibuster proof majority in the Senate and fixed everything?
So is Obama’s second term going to be spent complaining about the mess he inherited from himself?
Poor Obama. If only we elected him after an awesome, super competent president, he’d be so great!
If I were president, I’d at least try and blame everything something original, like invisible space pirates.
Nah, I’d probably just blame the Jews like everyone else because I’m lazy.
My inauguration speech: “I’m going to go play video games. Come get me if another country is invading; otherwise, figure it out yourself.”
For Obama to win this election, he’ll need some sort of montage where he gets his act together.
So Joffery beheaded Dubya? Can’t say I’m surprised by his political leanings. Has he written a memoir yet?
Joffery does nothing but blame all his problems on the Targaryens.
I’m only in the second book. Maybe Joffery’s tired “behead everyone” plan works out in his second term.
Looks like it’s about the price of a Kindle Fire to get the glass repaired on my iPad.
I’d like to be a rich liberal and sip champagne and eat Kobe beef while fretting about the poor.
That reminds me: Whatever happened to that more progressive alternative to Obama from 2008, John Edwards?
From now on, are we to assume that any statement that Obama doesn’t say “This isn’t spin” after is spin?
I didn’t make it to Obama’s party at Sarah Jessica Parker’s house; did Obama figure out how to help the middle class there?
The worst thing about the Obama presidency is there is just nothing to make fun of. Buy my book.
If left wing political humor is much funnier than right wing political humor, then man do I pity the people following me.
Maybe we should all just stop doing political humor. Politics is serious, yo.
That reminds me: I always waned to find a video clip of what was a great example of clapper humor from South Park. It was Whoopi Goldberg on stage saying, “I hate Republicans. Republicans are stupid.” over and over to applause and laughter.
Now that would be funny. Show highlights of Obama – throwing out the first pitch (badly), playing golf, schmoozing with the likes of Anna Wintour and John Corzine, bumping his head on Marine One doorway, having to go back into Air Force One to get Moochelle….etc. All set to Eye of the Tiger or some similar overwrought power ballad tune.
Today, just announced another over reach by this president. Here are some demographics to make your eyes water, your hair catch on fire and your liver quiver. Scroll down to unemployment by age, 25-34 is the highest. This from the most unexpected of sources.
So what we need are more young people in the job market, especially those here illegally. Are they planning to send the parents who brought them here illegally back to where they came from? Splitting up families? Here’s the new ” Contraception” type issue to focus the voters mind on ANY thing besides the fact that this president has absolutely no clue what he’s doing and his people are swimming upstream in the cess pool of their own making.
2003 George Bush told the Democratically held Congress that there was trouble on the horizon. Begged them to fix things. Of course 11 years later and trillions of dollars spent by the president and it’s all George’s fault. Ah well. What ever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger…..so say the Marines. I’ll just have to trust them, there’s no one else in government I can trust.
I feel i am entitled to make fun of you now because I have bought two copy’s of your book, one for me, and one for my dad. But everytime I see you mention it, i think of this clip from “The Critic”
http://youtu.be/aDTwO0TlwOU
“So Joffery beheaded Dubya? Can’t say I’m surprised by his political leanings. Has he written a memoir yet?”
Yes, and it was COMPLETELY non-political, and they didn’t even know it was W’s head, and certainly no one totally laughed and giggled like schoolgirls and ran to tell their friends how totally awesomely liberal they were for putting Bush’s head on a pike at a perfect angle where no one would probably notice but when they bragged to their friends they could see it…umm, okay.
Screw HBO.
And now for a COMPLETELY irrelevant comment on “I’d like to be a rich liberal and. . . eat Kobe beef…” :
The irony of it is, they’re not even really eating Kobe beef. They only THINK it’s Kobe. It’s faux-be:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/larryolmsted/2012/04/12/foods-biggest-scam-the-great-kobe-beef-lie/
(Then again, you could feed liberals chicken droppings and convince them it’s chicken salad, if you served it with a good, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou propaganda line.)
“If I were president, I’d at least try and blame everything something original, like invisible space pirates.”
From the Frank J. White House, we’d get regular updates on the number of invisible space pirates eliminated or scared away.
It’d be fun.
in the second line is that to comment out or a hashtag 😉
I’m surprised you didn’t see this piece, Frank:
Obama Fails To Pay His Lunch Bill